@nsuhor.me.bsky.social
Interests include food, wine, design, chasing our children. Also PDX & NOLA politics, begrudgingly.
Goddamn it is gonna be a slow ride home
22.09.2025 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shoutout to my barista today for letting my Topo cap hit the floor with zero ceremony. A true patriot. A model citizen. A hero of our time.
09.09.2025 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same thought tbh. The most damning part of it.
09.09.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Our city has faced many crises, but none so destabilizing as the open Topo Chico, with its trashy crown cap served perched atop like a cursed tiara. As your mayor, I will end this nightmare.
09.09.2025 15:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Maybe just watch Slow Horses?
22.08.2025 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fr, let that algo cook 👩🍳
26.07.2025 03:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fact: Nostrana cares about everything as much it cares about URLs.
09.07.2025 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“The body of monkey Jesus”
“Amen”
These Trader Joe’s plantain chips are like (very) slightly fruity communion wafers. Really takes u back.
23.06.2025 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your Whole Lamb
22.06.2025 15:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look y’all: that’s not just NYC, that’s the future of democracy if it still has a chance. AOC meeting the moment once again.
16.06.2025 05:49 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shelly: the best.
16.06.2025 05:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Pee Wee Herman
(That’s the face.)
10.06.2025 04:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tfw u realize your whole world-framing identity was shaped by the Pee Wee Herman show
10.06.2025 04:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Uh, in any event, iconic car of SE PDX
13.05.2025 02:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This must also post registration renewals, right @cabel.panic.com? I see the RAD cabrio(let?) with a stuffed bunny tied on its exhaust (it’s a stuffie, you guys) most days…
13.05.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like that theory. I think it’s plausible that that’s how I used to (pretty frequently?) get suggested burner accounts of presumed contacts on IG, despite religiously never syncing contacts.
11.04.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You might say that things churned out for the butter
31.03.2025 13:50 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks to your copy editor or whomever might be responsible!
26.02.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Top Pizzas in Portland — America's Top Pizza City
Now *that's* a headline @ohcoleman.bsky.social 🙏 pdx.eater.com/maps/portlan...
26.02.2025 18:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0RIP Dorian’s 😔
19.02.2025 04:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What a crazy rollercoaster, but we eked it out with an incredibly well timed warm-up and an incredible effort by our team.
Clear streets, full seats, can’t lose.
Snow on Valentine's Eve, SE Portland
FML
13.02.2025 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Valentine's flowers on a front door
A sleigh filled with florals on the snow being pulled by a 4 year old
Throwback to VD 2021 (when our pandemic takeaway only) Valentine's experience got punted due to snow and we gave the flowers away to our neighbors.
12.02.2025 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can’t believe we used to serve our pooch uncertified chicken buttholes.
12.02.2025 19:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Luv to once again be playing chicken with the forecast in the run up to Valentine’s. 😭
12.02.2025 16:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Add yours truly (and Luca) to the PDX 4 PBX crew. We'll be in NOLA form Fri – Mon and would love to see you.
10.02.2025 18:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was unsure why I was reading this until “Oreoboros”
28.01.2025 06:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
For Pableaux. Sorry they’re not Camilla, boyo, but you didn’t exactly give us a lot of time to plan this.
28.01.2025 05:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0RIP Pableaux, one of the sweetest and most genuine humans I’ve had the pleasure of knowing.
27.01.2025 03:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
