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a yellow chair with a quilted pillow and a large squishable comfort food buttered toast plush that is also sort of a pillow.

a grey tabby cat curled up on a yellow chair next to the pillow and plush.

added buttered toast to the reading nook. boba approved

I love that jacket

hahaha i hadn't heard that one yet lmao

yessss!!! thank you!!!

bugs bunny meme i wish all bacteria in mitch McConnell's blood a very be fruitful and multiply rapidly

no it was an old bugs bunny meme wishing the bacteria in his bloodstream a very be fruitful and multiply lol

4 copies of my new book How to die (and other stories)

Interior page that says: Because there is joy in my heart, no AI was used in the making of any part of this book.

Interior page: How to be a tugboat captain

Oh shit. Look what just showed up! I’m stupidly proud of this book and how it came together. You can get yours here: www.mulebooks.com/store/how-to...

saw a very very funny mitch mcconnell meme earlier and now i can't find it again so i can only assume it was too funny for bluesky

we are forever passing the same tupperware full of different baked goods back and forth lol

i'm sad you weren't on fashion police you're like the prettier funnier decent human being version of joan rivers

you're a genius

gonna get her one day *shakes fist*

took a dozen cookies to a neighbor as a surprise but she got me back immediately bc she answered the door with a loaf of warm bread she had made for us lol

Here's a lovely photo of Olivia. She's a white fabric art creature with a purple face and seven black eyes and an open mouth with five sharp teeth. She has two antenna-like ears with purple veins. She's covered with green embroidered flowers, purple stars, and purple lines. She has two curly purple tentacles with a row of green lines on them. There's a beautiful galaxy print fabric in the background.

Here's another lovely photo of Olivia where she's looking slightly to the side.

Here's another lovely photo of Olivia where she's resting on my palm.

My newest creation is Olivia the Semi-Vengeful Guardian of the Earth and Sea and Moon. I designed and hand-sewed her, & I hand-embroidered all her flowers & markings. Olivia enjoys gnawing on enemies of the Earth and Sea and Moon and slapping them with her tentacles.

www.patreon.com/jeremycreature

Lower the retirement age from 67 to however old you are when Gmail first tells you your account storage is full.

beautiful <3 i can't wait to see how you glaze it!!

the verse they chose *also* reads like it's threatening billionaires lmao

it's so easy and they are a real crowd pleaser lol the most requested cookie from my neighbors

PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are in their car. Brianne is driving. Leslie: Brianne, how do YOU deal with people who spout the most asinine beliefs? Brianne: Eh, I usually just nod and agree with whoever I'm talking to at the moment. PANEL 2 Leslie: That's no way to live! You ought to take a stand, and speak up for what you really believe in! PANEL 3 Brianne (turning to Leslie and nodding): Damn, you're so right. I completely agree. Leslie: Well, I'm glad you've come to your sens- PANEL 4 Leslie (disgruntled, whipping her head back towards Brianne): Hey wait a minute!

*runs away* these are all yours lol this recipe makes 40 cookies so i always share!

The Best Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe Ever The best chocolate chip cookie recipe ever! No weird ingredients, no chilling, etc. Just an easy, straightforward, amazingly delicious, doughy yet still fully cooked, chocolate chip cookies!

this recipe never fails and worked great with plant butter

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nailed it

dairy free pecan chocolate chip cookies are imminent and the house smells *amazing*

i know it's wild to think that i've known a lot of y'all since 2008? 2009? probably earlier? i think i joined the twinja folks on twitter back in 2011 so *at least* that long.

it's good to still be running into friends from that long ago <3

i'm guessing the steve bannon saying ice is going to be at the polls thing?

here's some! bsky.app/profile/did:...

just had a really good sandwich maybe it's not too late to turn this week around

diagram of bed showing 1/3 husband, 1/3 wife, 1/3 tomtom

can someone explain to me how my 6lb cat takes up as much room as two full grown adults?

lol i have no idea where it's coming from but if i had to guess it's the general anti-science "you can't tell me what to do" vibe some people got going on around here :/

oh no and she's such a pretty white dog too! dogs are the best and the worst lol