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Mathonwy

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Goddess of Spring and Apple Blossom Maid | pomologist, poetess, princess, Otherworldly cider hall waitress, and your friendly apple maiden 🍎 [she/her/hers] | warded by my beloved Dana πŸ’πŸ’–

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SEVENTY-FIVE LESSONS?!?!

I'd have given up already lol

16.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The biggest ego boost on earth is to be invited to fill in bass for a student ensemble where the musical arrangements are made for beginning bassists.

Them: Mathonwy sight-reads flawlessly, wow! She holds it all together!
Me: *cheekily does a slap bass fill*
Them: WHOOOOOA!

16.02.2026 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damsel, you're not allowed to use that Paris Paloma "Labour" song for a video short about how your husband loves you.

16.02.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream last night that involved someone talking about AI and I'm really peeved about it.

Like, normally I have either very nice dreams or total nightmares. This dream was just...annoying.

16.02.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dana used to complain about Scottish weather a lot more until I dragged them to New England and they got to experience their first:

1. 38 C day
2. -28 C day
3. Tornado warning
4. Nor'easter' blizzard
5. Violent lightning/hail storm
6. Derecho
7. Tropical storm (sub-hurricane wind speeds)

16.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Sarah McLachlan: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music Sarah McLachlan: Tiny Desk Concert

NPR gave Sarah McLachlan a tiny desk concert!

Sarah McLachlan's music defined my teenage years. Every goth girl in the 90s was allowed at least one contemporary female singer-songwriter to adore.
youtu.be/q-NDZ31pXmM?...

14.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(I know that was the point though, so it was a great post!)

14.02.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally understand what the word "cringe" means because I just physically shrunk from my own soul reading your post, my friend xD

14.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I shall slay spearmint, have a tryst with peppermint, and wed wintergreen.

Except I won't because I'm already Mrs Dana. πŸ₯°

12.02.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rapunzel looking exasperated about New Yorkers and pizza. And let's not even talk about bagels.

Rapunzel looking exasperated about New Yorkers and pizza. And let's not even talk about bagels.

Please, if you're from New York or New Haven, don't tell me there is no good pizza outside of the two pizzerias you worship. We know, we know.

09.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I braved the cold and went out in 5Β° F / -15Β° C AND I got an iced latte bc I am a Bostonian to the core now.

09.02.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Scottish pizza restaurant named among 'best in the world' A Scottish pizza restaurant has been named one of the best in the world

Dana and I have a favourite pizzeria and it's been named one of the best in the world! www.thenational.scot/news/2583606...

09.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

But at least they'd be in a good mood!

09.02.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ruin a film by making the title more specific. E.g. Full English Breakfast at Tiffany's

09.02.2026 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 9
Rapunzel looking concerned about Patriots fans bothering her about American football.

Rapunzel looking concerned about Patriots fans bothering her about American football.

Oh no, the Patriots lost? Now everyone here is going to be annoying today.

09.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's funny that "boysenberry" comes up before "boyfriend" in my predictive text because I'm queer and I love brambleberry varieties.

08.02.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the fight for $15 should be the fight for $50 by now

06.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By 2029 that $20 will be back to being worth $10 in today's economy, so you're spot on.

06.02.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I promised Dana I would do some Pole dancing for them.

I danced polkas with some Poles.

04.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The toilet has a sign that says, "Leaving the seat up is homophobic."

The toilet has a sign that says, "Leaving the seat up is homophobic."

The paper towel dispenser in the toilet covered in queer themed stickers, amongst others.

The paper towel dispenser in the toilet covered in queer themed stickers, amongst others.

Another angle of the paper towel dispenser. More radical stickers.

Another angle of the paper towel dispenser. More radical stickers.

The restaurant touts itself as "boozy brunch in your queer aunt's living room".

The restaurant touts itself as "boozy brunch in your queer aunt's living room".

My friend took me to the coolest restaurant today. I love Western Massachusetts!

01.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the contrary, I kept telling them my actual name! I have sooooo many names, people just give them to me like a tribute.

31.01.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Saxons used to call me Lencten, and now everyone thinks I'm an austere goddess who demands you fast and abstain.

31.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I took British Literature Before 1700, and we had a reading from the Mabinogion (in English translation), and the professor got mad at me because I tried correcting her appalling pronunciation of Welsh names.

I mean, is there really any shame getting corrected by someone called Mathonwy? lol

31.01.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Music degrees are so compact that you hardly have time to take anything "fun". Any non-music courses are had were generic gen-ed courses like an intro lab science (I took astronomy), geography, sociology 101, English comp., etc.

31.01.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Five classes I took:

1. Orchestration
2. Instrumental conducting
3. Counterpoint
4. Medieval music theory
5. Music cognition and perception

31.01.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't even like mashed potatoes, but how else am I going to make tattie scones for breakfast tomorrow?

31.01.2026 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's completely understandable. I almost ended up in the south because I applied to the Coleg Brenhinol Cerdd a Drama Cymru, but I didn't end up going there. Ironically, one of the reasons why was that I didn't know anyone and would have felt isolated in Caerdydd!

31.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing in Sir Denbych worth mentioning lol

My dad's family is still in the Wrecsam area now, mostly. I think one of my uncle transplanted to Manchester, or at least he had the last time I saw him.

31.01.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also wouldn't mind one of those Japanese kai cars. (I'm used to right-hand drive as well, so that isn't a problem.)

31.01.2026 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And an EV? Wonderful!

31.01.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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