Goblin, PhD

Capitalism, like technology, is cyclical

"Dryad Bark and Nuln Oil"

Barge cook who everyone hates because they make Boatmeal Cookies too frequently

Yes I know this is just DareDevil

Gritty reboot of Mr. Peanut where he has powers and fights his nemesis, The JuggerNut

It's been really nice learning to smoke in the era in which The Onion brought back video

"bluesky is dying" nobody cares. true posters will write "my dog a chonky boi" or "fuck Matt Yglesias" on a torn rag, stuff it in a bottle, and throw it into the ocean

Yeah, do I *have* to take the full 24hrs? I want to get started on all my [REDACTED] funded by this money.

I think the Boston Legacy gloryhole tattoo booth is fun

Guys we gotta stop with the artisinal poptarts

Was the Grink there?

The real problem with modern personal computing is that it doesn't involve enough mysterious liquids. Sure, there's always been thermal paste, and the steadily increasing popularity of water cooling in gaming rigs is a step in the right direction, but I think we can do better.

Remember when Brøderbund Multimedia was a thing

FALLOUT “One side is murdering people, enslaving them, crucifying them... the other side is just vaguely problematic."

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Two days is not enough time to break in a new PS5 and suite of games.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

“Great Man” theories of history may have been wrong but “That F*ing Guy” theory looks increasingly plausible.

a woman with long blonde hair is sitting down with her hand on her forehead . ALT: a woman with long blonde hair is sitting down with her hand on her forehead .

I am so glad I learned to smoke before this season #COYS

Extended mind theorist who thinks oral exams are unfair because they don't let students access the part of themselves that is NotebookLM

I tend to think TFs gum was sentient and Ratatouille-ing him and that explains all the questionable actions.

This is "Curtains For Zooshka"'s Wario

It has been brought to my attention that this is not cosmologically correct vis a vis analogy to the Mario Mario universe. I regret nothing and will not change.

As if hot people are also often evil isn't the basis of all human mythology? This is just that principle's Wario.

Happy Friday to you guys

our girl did her frenulum piercing to herself it doesn’t get more American than that

"...some of the best Americans just got here" is just a great line, why'd it have to come from Rand Paul?

Immigrants can teach us how to fight dictators:

"Myrla Baldonado became one of the “forced disappearances” under Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos Sr., in 1983. She was kidnapped by state agents, swept away to a secret location, tortured, and then imprisoned for two years."

And yet:

BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.

My dissertation, and he just skeeted it out