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Marcus Inky (The Hairy Viking)

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Doing things here: instagram.com/the_hairy_viking Tattooist, Artist, plant eater 🌱 , karate practitioner, loves Vikings, spooky things, folklore, history, photography and art.

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a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom . ALT: a man with a beard and sunglasses is sitting at a table in a classroom .

Big lebowski!

08.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better come heavy Winsome, you look like you couldn’t box eggs, boy.

08.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s now ensconced in her room doing stuff that sounds like black sabbath on meth.

08.10.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today was: steal daddy’s Gibson SG and piss off upstairs or hang out with daddy?

I’m am bereft of guitar 😑

08.10.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The president couldn’t break wind without an incident never mind bones

08.10.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inktober day 8. Anxiety

08.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vegan fish and chips for me*

*chips

08.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, they’re weird people, teachers, when I did the same course I was told there was far more to film than constantly watching terrible B-movies and low budget horror. πŸ™„

07.10.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Be those filthy saxonist germs! We all know about Edward and his constant trots!

07.10.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indeed you do!

07.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the really mad stuff where people ask you what it’s about and you say, no fucking clue but it’s excellent! Like when I watched one piece in Japanese with no subtitles.

While high

07.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh lord! He’s out of bed and doing things again! I hope snoopy isn’t on his list! Prayers! πŸ™

07.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh really? Remember when Biden’s secretary of defence got drunk and leaked classified information in a line chat? Oh… wait… that was the tangerine imbecile…

07.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear Boris Johnson often belts out a bit of cannibal corpse while not brushing his hair. The scruffy cunt.

07.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mab’s Drawlloween Club, Day 6: Werewolf

#mansdrawlloweenclub #drawlloween #werewolf #illustration

06.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1550    πŸ” 484    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5

They say on a full moon he steals saki and sits in the pond singing lewd songs for the koi’s amusement and breaking wind in his ragged pantaloons!

06.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mothers will tell children, don’t go near the old shack! If KureijΔ«na hakuton sees you he will eat your soul! You must bow and fling seasonal gourds and cucumbers to distract him!

Free vittles!

06.10.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah! A fine tackle on that European lynx! Bravo!

06.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I intend to live in a shack in Okinawa, periodically emerging to shriek obscenities at occupying US military jeeps and eat raw vegetables. The understanding locals will call me KureijΔ«na hakuton (crazy white pig)

06.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inktober day 6

06.10.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That may render him sensible. Especially if he drops the bourbon.

05.10.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awaits the headline: hegseth struck by pea sized hailstones in chickaloon.

05.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s called pascal d’pommefrit

05.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Quite pleased with my French werewolf.

05.10.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Giving digital oil a go

05.10.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inktober day 5

05.10.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes and cats are small racketeer swine

04.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gravy seals

04.10.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three. C N T

04.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inktober day 4 the potter field witch

04.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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