Jenna

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Tyrone Taylor found a mystery loaf of bread in his locker today. It looked delicious, but he had no idea where it came from.

Turns out, Ryne Stanek's wife, Jessica, likes to bake, so Ryne gives out bread to guys.

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.

"I love you," Alonso said.

Pete Alonso got one. They embraced.

"Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete."

"That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete."

"Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

Comic of shork living life 1.) Am shark! (this is Mako Shark) 2.) No bills! (tosses papers in air) 3.) No work! (playing games and eats all day) 4.) Only chomp chomp (eats pizza)

Oh to be a shark

And to thee and thy company I bid
A hearty welcome.

If you have the AUDACITY to play video games on "easy" or "story" mode...

I want you to know that I think that's a perfectly acceptable way to enjoy a video game that you paid for because you're supposed to enjoy your favorite pastime any way you like.

Real life's hard enough. Enjoy your hobby.👍

inside me are 2 wolves and i am training them both to attack on command

Eagles players that the announcers are having to look up to make sure they’re real are putting up six on Dallas. America needs this so much

Don't Delete Your X Account (Do This Instead) It's temping to delete your X account now that things have gotten so bad. However, it's not the best move for your security.

With all the new folks here, I figured I'd throw out a question. I'm shutting down my Twitter account, but I can't decide whether to deactivate it, or delete all tweets and keep a shell there, as suggested by this recent story. Curious what other people have chosen... lifehacker.com/dont-delete-...

Alright, who made this? 🤣

A social post from @ddsmidt that says: I hate it when some random company refers to me as their "customer." I'm like, look we had one night of drunken shopping, we are NOT in a relationship.

But keep sending me those email discounts just in case.

A stroller full of puppies!

So this week sucked, but I did see this STROLLER OF PUPPIES on Wednesday (cc @darthbluesky.bsky.social)

dating apps: ★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆
staying home to romance the same character you always do in a video game: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

mariah carey is defrosting as we speak…

These need to make a comeback, officially. I’ve said it before, shortly after I joined here, but translucent controllers in a wide variety of colors were one of the best things from the late 90’s/early 00’s and it’s borderline criminal that they went away.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Me: I'm home, I should do some work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.

is menswear guy here bc we need him

free him

Kings v Hawks WCFs between 2012 to 2014 fueled me like nothing else ever has. Devils look like they’re gonna be very scary very quickly if they can keep it together.

Kings because they were my gateway drug to hockey (I mean the 2012 postseason and prime Quick was nuts), I’m from Long Island and you’d have to pay me a zillion dollars to be a Ranger fan (just NO.) and Stars are my “no stress team” to just enjoy hockey. Said it was complicated lol

Needed to get stitches in my thumb because I became the literal definition of “don’t play with scissors” for a second.

Sports Bluesky- Quote post with your favorite teams.
MLB: Mets til I die
NFL: mehhhh. I’ll admit I’m a hate watcher?
College: UM
NBA: Nah
NHL: Kings, Islanders, Stars (I’m in a complicated relationship with the NHL tbh)
Soccer: Tottenham (kinda)

Hi to all the new folks. It's better over here, by far.

But we need more stupid sports discourse (and other kinds too, I guess). Please, if you're able, help us out. Besides, sports is basically the toy section of life right now and we need all the low-stakes silliness we can get

One thing I have been remembering is that Trump just says stuff

charlie from always sunny at his conspiracy board

using a mutual's following list to find my other friends