Li Lammert

Senator Kaine, I have been a fan of yours for many years. But now I am disappointed. I'm glad you trust the Republicans to follow through with their promise. However, I have no hope nor do I have any trust.

This!! 👇👇👇

My father, a 26-year Air Force veteran, is rolling over in his grave...

www.military.com/daily-news/2...

You really want to watch South Park tonight! Really, really!!! Watch!!!

Thank you Mark! Perfectly done!!!

Oh no, please don't insult Pigpen that way. He may have lived surrounded by a cloud of dust, but he was a gentle soul, unlike the disgusting bannon.

I'm asking too!

Did exactly that!!!

Maybe that was a combination of brewski and blue sky?? 😁

Please use this link to let the Attorney general know you want the details of BLOTUS' illegal/criminal activities released to the public. We, the people, have the right to know what was found during investigations and grand jury testimony.

www.justice.gov/doj/webform/...

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In the "can they actually be this ignorant???" category:

Total Congressional appropriations for the FDIC are **ZERO**.

It's entirely funded by premiums paid by the banks.

Great going, Musk and Vivek.

So we're gonna do away with the VA? How long before we're going to need a draft to fill our military vacancies after this?

Musk and Ramaswamy have already identified $516 billion in government savings. It includes DRAMATIC CUTS to Veterans Affairs health care, the National Institutes of Health, Head Start, the FBI, and many other vital programs.

open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

Dear President Macron of France: I accept that you have to invite the new president-elect to the opening of Notre Dame. But please offer an invite to the very good Catholic President Biden too! The former is about as religious as my shoe; the latter is a truly religious man.

But when the media goes on and on and on about the crap he says, he's getting exactly what he's hoping for: a reaction, attention, and more air time. Can we stop feeding the beast?

First it was Sarah Palin saying she could see Russia from her porch. Now we got BLOTUS apparently standing in Canada looking at the Matterhorn on the border of Switzerland and Germany. Or is he looking at the fake Matterhorn down in Disneyland?

Am I the only one who wishes that mainstream media would stop the knee-jerk reactions to every asinine thing that BLOTUS says? Yes, we need to know the important stuff. And maybe just a short line about how he suggested that Canada become the 51st state. 🧵

FoIIow (me) 👇 for more! @sistosterone.bsky.social 👈

So @janemayer.bsky.social does not miss

www.newyorker.com/news/news-de...

I'm lucky that I get to sleep until 7! But then I'm expected to feed him. And once my feet hit the ground, coffee is absolutely necessary. But he's gone back to bed...

I get it! Just saw an interview with Sarah McBride. Nancy Mace is pissed off because Sarah is prettier and, by far, way more articulate than Nancy. It makes sense now...NOT!

Would not surprise me, George Takei. BLOTUS hates it when someone close to him gets more attention. And President-Adjacent Musk is getting a lot of attention with more coming after the podcast airs!

Pam Bondi for AG? Remember her?

The UK response: 🖕🖕😊

Wasn't he just reelected? Does that not mean he gets to return to the House in January? And if so, can the ethics committee continue on the investigation??

The thinking women of Congress should line up outside and bar the doors of every women's bathroom keeping out the deniers when Sarah is inside. Make 'em wait like they're at a football game...

*Sensing a pattern...

This is so funny. Is the dog's name Doug? Cuz he sort of looks like a Doug!!