FoxacheUK🏳️‍🌈 #StandWithUkraine

The dog's bad stomach may be relevant here. P.O.O.P. is affected by shape, hardness, texture, taste... no, scrub that last one.

TV (and movies) always had this in, it's just that we're now running the Atmos mix through our Surround5.1 kit, or vice versa.

lol binfire. I mean "dumpster fire".

Exactly!
#MarbleArchMountain

You'll have to send mine via my VPN in Azerbaijan, I don't trust unencrypted satire.

Starmer, the biggest domestic cause of doomscrolling for many on here, comes out against doomscrolling.

My recent interactions with eBay's AI all go:
Me: Agent please.
AI: Sure, I can put you through to an agent! Just tell me what it's about!
Me: [tells bot what it's about. Again.]
AI: I'm sorry, I didn't understand that. Please simplify.
Me: AGENT
goto 20

🎵"The captain said
He's going to heave to[o]."
- Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

The wine-bibber's version of being served a dodgy pint.

I see the Mounjaro's wearing off.

The racist sexist creepy one ;]

#Braghole

Counterpoint: If you don't grin and wave at the cameras, you're obviously guilty as sin.

You can take my automatic rifle from my cold, dead imagination.

YouTube video by Mr. Rupert Robot Chicken - Eric and Ariel Wedding Night

It's a good question.
#LittleMermaid

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owo5...

tbf, the gorging side of things may be one of the reasons you need Mounjaro in the first place.

*merman's jockstrap, I think ;]

*best

Reminded of Karl Sharro's partition of Europe on the other place.

My corporate logo is just a squashed circle with 3 dots in it.

Wensleydale, Gromit?

The Noughties was fucked up; the decade that shall not be named (2010-2019) was a disaster; and we'll work out what the 20s was about in 2030 when we can see the grand scale of the catastrophe - perhaps future generations will think of it as "The 6-7 Years".

Pretty sure 'drovers are allowed to take 2 spaces, so not a problem ;]

[UK] "I will punch you" is a threat in person, but not on the 'net.

One charge (altho' others are available) is assault - putting Victim in fear of imminent attack. That's not made out if words are for a future date.

Hence, "If it were not Assize-time, I would run you through" isn't an assault.

I was with you until the last one.
As a teen, I once kicked my dad in the balls (accidentally!) for trying to drag me out of bed on a schoolday.

"Mr and Mrs... Gossamer."
- Reggie and Elizabeth Perrin (the Leonard Rossiter version)

Telephone prankster: *chortles into sleeve*

In Soviet Rrussia, bronze is worth same as gold.

Over on the Bad Place, I'm sure there are screams of "GAAAAAAY!!!!!".
Here on Blusky, a few polite nods at OP, and "Bi?"...

You could always measure the bin before going to Asda. That way you'll know, and you'll know for next time.
40litre, since you ask. I just use 50l black bags in it.