FoxacheUK🏳️‍🌈 #StandWithUkraine

And, as if to punish me for dissing them, I had a "We can't find your house, what does it look like?, you have 2️⃣ delivery attempts remaining" email from Yodel shortly after...

Nah, you lose your Green credentials the moment you breed.

It's good to know that the basic people I'm hosting are so homogenised that they'll all be content with the 4 major food groups.
Also, the milk's gone off, because it's a couple of months between hostings.

Should've used Yodel, and had the gold lobbed into Royal Mint's hedge by the courier.

And a wee.

🛬?

Oldest trick in the book ;]
#GeorgiMarkov

Bought my late mother a DAB radio and some rather posh digital hearing aids in her final years.
One of my siblings swiped them before I could stake my claim.
#BestLaidPlansOfMice

Without reading it, I assume it's much the same as the donkey problem in Clerks II.

Give [them] a nice cold shower.
- Sport (The Odd Boy), Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band.

Ka226 go oopsie.

Counterpoint: haptic feedback should be added to IRL applications.
Car drives as smoothly as if it was on a billiard table? Add rumble when running over cats'eyes or pedestrians.
Can't tell when bits are falling off your helicopter? The answer is haptics.

Evolution took about 4Bn years to work out how to build an eye. OP can be forgiven for having no idea after only a few decades.

tbf, RFK's voice has much the same effect on me.

Absolutely.

"For my own amusement, I've started acting out creepy, stalkerish behaviour that could see me having a no-coffee chat with HR"

YouTube video by Michael Spicer The Room Next Door - Boris Johnson and the Police

Shades of "Activate Susan!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eliA...

Pff. If a sculpture can't handle being traffic-coned or googly-eyed without shedding paint, it's not fit to be in a public space.

So many apostrophails.

Recently bought bike mirrors described as "High Definition (HD)".
The existence of which implies that there are Low Definition mirrors available.

Considering a monkish tonsure, since that seems to be what heredity has given me in any case.

I suspect they also borrowed a line from:
"How do I know my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got up and went;
But, in spite of it all, I’m able to grin
When I think of the places my get-up has been."

Jesus wept.
- John 11:35

Simply install a red light in everyone's brain, and give control of the lights to the Government.
#AClockworkOrange

I give the marriage 6 months, top.

"Hey, I still got laid"
Sure, but he'd have got laid twice if he'd got it right the first time.

Buying socks with my daughter, I launched into "Oops, I didn't know I couldn't talk about socks".
I must've been crazy.

(wrong decade, I know)

How dare you, that's solid 24kt lettering, that is!

Hate the parents not the song.

That would be a Dad joke, on account of OP not actually messing with Baby Grandson's head.