Lmaooo 😭 make some extra battery packs on a stormy day for me then ig lmao

And of those two days, neither of them were thunderstorms!

I just finished spring of year three and I’ve had a grand total of… like two days of rain this whole play through. I’m about to go feral.

and what makes ed unhappy

you don’t have to say it back to me

I FINALLY GOT THE YELLOW DAMN SCROLL

The amount of times I’ve been passively agreessive-ly, or straight up aggressively, replied to when I’m just saying something in a neutral tone is maddening. Okay, fuck you too then, my good bitch.

I understand reading things a certain way when you’re in a certain mood but like. Like??

Idk what to tell you, my guy, maybe sit with your feelings instead of being on social media for a minute

Me and who

The rumour is... that you left your wife and children, up-ended your entire comfortable life, to become a pirate.

Yes well. Everyone wants a piece of the Gentleman Pirate! Get in line!

There's been a misunderstanding, we're actually looking for our hostages— two Englishmen? They smell a bit like stale urine?

Sometimes a quick death is the best way to end a bad conversation.

a man is sitting in a dental chair getting his teeth examined by a dentist and a nurse . ALT: a man is sitting in a dental chair getting his teeth examined by a dentist and a nurse .

Sadistic dentistry, you say?

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I’m not putting it in the tag but if you squint hard enough, this is technically my first ever piece of OFMD fanart 😭

A kandi single. It has various red beads, two skull beads, and the words “tread carefully, slut” on it.

A screenshot of a Skeet by Our Flag Means Death creator David Jenkins, added for context of the bracelet.

I woke up with this idea in my head this morning and I couldn’t not make it

This skeet lives rent free in my head now and forever

Lost my wallet recently

Go onto the county department of driver services website to start the process of getting my driver’s license replaced

Need my driver’s license information to make an account

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TMBG John Henry HyperCard Sampler They Might Be Giants has just completed a new album, John Henry, which will be in the stores this August, but you don't have to wait until then to experience the twenty new songs (interpretive snippet...

The John Henry hypercard stack is back. Enjoy. jonuleis.com/jh/ (big big h/t to our hero Jon Uleis)

HUGE agree. Scream was the first horror movie I ever watched, which became my gateway into horror as a genre as a whole

Razer Kraken Kitty V2 USB Wired Headset: Pokemon Gengar Edition is up for order on Amazon ($139.99) buff.ly/38tvRvq
Mouse Pad $49.99 buff.ly/0Petfx4
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in front of a window in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in front of a window in an office .

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I really liked that story you told about the wooden demon boy that was thirsting for life.

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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Space course horse to horse its a screencap from tim and Eric Awesome show great job adult swim its a man in a yellow shirt and blue pants standing on a short horse on a golf course seemingly in space

space course horse to horse 🐎

Been playing Stardew Valley religiously again lately and I just need to know why Cave Jellies, thunderstorms, and the yellow scroll is damn near impossible to find. Please. I want bombs, batteries, and fish dehydrators.

Was there a gummy exterior wrapped around it or is it just pure popsicle?

Because at a glance these are giving me big Wonka Peel-A-Pops vibes so I’m trying to gauge the situation here

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