Gov. William J. Le Petomane

He's so close to Marjorie Traitor Brown. Let's see if he can make the final logical leap. Stay tuned.

My tax dollars at work

Imagine having your reply screenshotted and posted by the president. All else aside, that must be quite the rush for these bots.

You are Haystack Rock?

Hey, I live in Grays Harbor County. We're famous.

@msnbc.com

Epstein*

How can anyone read this? I want to stab my eyeballs.

I'm assuming Giuffre didn't kill herself either.

1.5 trillion is Donny's new favorite number.

Chess. They played chess.

Epstein's use of punctuation is devil's work. Double commas?

What tells you the GOP would have eventually caved on ACA subsidies?

*crickets*

The blame is still squarely on Trump and the GOP, and always has been.

You can blame Schumer for not getting the filibuster eliminated. That would have been the end game if Dems had held the fort.

Joe Biden, of course.

A side by side photo of Pol Pot and Elon Musk in black and white

Oklahoma City

You're thinking of the non-fiction Petomane, I believe. The fartist. That's not me. I'm Mel Brooks.

Tom spends every night trying to convince us that early-stage fascism is not fascism, and is a total douche about it. It's a strange soapbox.

Nuance is not in Tom's vocabulary.

Don't provoke woke

This... is so hot.

Brb.

Fair enough.

A distinction without a difference, really.

Again, you can remove "on Bluesky" and your point remains the same and is, in fact, better.

For him, maybe