When you're younger, you never think that one day you will be having a discussion over texts with your brother about the best incontinence diapers for your mother. Then you hit your mid-50s, and all bets are off. #dementia
17.11.2025 19:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'll take a pound of soybeans, if it will help. I always wanted to make edamame at home.
12.11.2025 20:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I hope this means the next time I buy edamame with my sushi it will be a lot less than $7.
06.11.2025 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sigh... this was the last dance at my senior prom. I don't think any of us appreciated the lyrics at the time; we just knew it was a great, but sad song.
This also means my 40th high school reunion is next year. Good grief.
05.11.2025 03:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This skeet did not age well. (I've been dying to write that!)
02.11.2025 03:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Story updated -- "The Jasper County Sheriff's Office originally said the monkeys carried hepatitis C, herpes and COVID. Tulane officials stressed that the animals were not diseased or infectious." and there's only one monkey on the loose. Makes you wonder where the sheriff's office got their info.
28.10.2025 22:23 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Santa Clara County will create ICE-free zones - San JosΓ© Spotlight
Santa Clara County leaders will establish ICE-free zones throughout Silicon Valley β raising physical barriers and locking gates to prevent federal immigration agents from using county properties for ...
Santa Clara County leaders will establish ICE-free zones throughout Silicon Valley β raising physical barriers and locking gates to prevent federal immigration agents from unlawfully using county properties for surveillance and arrests.
21.10.2025 23:01 β π 26 π 10 π¬ 1 π 6
Any Jersey Mike's or did you have a specific one in mind? I agree with you just on principle, though I haven't been to a Wawa.
19.10.2025 18:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Powerful sign at No Kings in Cleveland
18.10.2025 19:08 β π 21828 π 4945 π¬ 260 π 165
Ah, got it. If I actually watched the halftime show I probably would have remembered that. :-)
09.10.2025 20:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sorry, but what does this have to do with $AAPL? I didn't see any reference to Apple in the article.
09.10.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I don't think I've seen a better advertisement for class 3 e-bikes. It sucks that this is where we are as a country, but if I needed to get away from a bunch of goons I'd want something that will get 0-25 mph in a few seconds.
29.09.2025 04:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wait, it's Thursday night and we're arguing again about if we're living under fascism? I thought that was on Tuesday night. Thursdays are "what do you mean it's not a genocide?"
26.09.2025 05:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Case in point. Honestly, the jokes write themselves sometimes.
22.09.2025 22:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
For you, thatβs saying a whole lot.
22.09.2025 21:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My grill buddy is back. The donut and muscle shirt come off tomorrowβ¦ heβs recovering from having a huge tumor removed from his underside. He still acts like nothing happened.
22.09.2025 01:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Right, my mom was a dedicated viewer of Days Of Our Lives. I think ABC ran Password or something like that at the same time. It was rough in our one-TV household in the summer. :)
17.09.2025 21:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In those days, the three US networks' daytime TV was game shows from 10am - 4pm, and sometimes into the 4pm hour, if they didn't run Merv Griffin's talk show.
17.09.2025 19:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
I think step one would be pulling up his jeans and wearing a belt.
15.09.2025 19:10 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think what frustrates me so much is that many smart people I trust say that AI might someday be a helpful tool within specific parameters but 90% of the LLM messaging is like: THIS WILL REPLACE EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!
09.09.2025 00:02 β π 222 π 14 π¬ 12 π 0
Opinion | The Songs That Bind (Published 2018)
This is pretty much true for everyone, it turns out. For a while I thought it was just me, but I'm not alone.
www.nytimes.com/2018/02/10/o...
07.09.2025 20:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The AI I need: when I'm at Costco it tells me "You already have 12 rolls of toilet paper in the garage. Don't buy any more."
07.09.2025 20:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good grief, Mercedes has its main US assembly plants in Alabama, and MBRDNA is being asked to relocate to Atlanta in the next 12 months.. I hope we aren't next. Sounds like I should send out a warning.
05.09.2025 15:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I do appreciate the company even though he canβt do much to help with grilling.
02.09.2025 01:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Unitedβs latest safety video for the 787 Dreamliner with the blue ball rolling down a marble run is a masterpiece. I donβt think Iβve ever paid that close attention to a safety video before.
21.08.2025 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
For me, the worst part of this is that I know I would stand there for 10 minutes checking again and again to make sure I didnβt miss something good.
16.08.2025 20:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Is it air conditioned inside? If so Iβm there!
13.08.2025 14:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Someone at ScotRail is hipper than I am. I had to look up Oasisβ discography to get the references. π¨π»βπ¦³
12.08.2025 22:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Something major is happening in London (probably a Gaza demonstration). Westminster square is packed, and our bus has been diverted to South London.
09.08.2025 12:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I would have gone with "Knowin' it ain't really smart" as the second line of the subheadline there.
04.08.2025 21:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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