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Chris Kouffman

@ckparrot.bsky.social

Co-host of @3YardsPerCarry, the most listened to independent Miami Dolphins podcast on the market. Join us at discord.gg/OnlyFins

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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.

19.12.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10244    πŸ” 2039    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 95

See now I'm a bit like Omar, I disqualify mocks with trades. I do like several of those players tho.

22.03.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I try and post on both but there are some annoying incompatibilities with respect to post size so when I'm doing something longer-form it usually ends up on X and if I want to double-post it here, it takes a lot of time to work it down into bite-sized posts for a full thread.

22.03.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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22.03.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to Miami, Mr. Westbrook-Ikhine

11.03.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Looks like we landed one of the bigger targets. My favorite of the OL targets. And that’s a big position of need for Miami this off season.

11.03.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a difference between taking one major injury versus being a guy who is injured every year.

10.03.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Armstead Addresses His Pay Cut and Decision-Making Process Terron Armstead helped the Miami Dolphins’ cap situation a couple of weeks ago by taking a pay cut, but if he’s still undecided when it comes to whether he’ll w

NEW: In the midst of this free agency frenzy, #MiamiDolphins tackle Terron Armstead is still debating whether to continue playing after agreeing to a pay cut to give him time. He discussed both topics today on the @RossTuckerPod.
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10.03.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. Not with his injury history. Not at this price. You either want to be able to field a team in January or you want to be able to field a team in March. They're not the same thing.

10.03.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Perennially injured Safety playing next to Brandon Jones. What could go wrong?

(consider taking out a life insurance policy)

10.03.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of my guys. Underrated player.

10.03.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's not an OL but yeah he does. I'd take on injury risk in the form of James Daniels and Dre Greenlaw.

I'd also take on Will Fries but I was told his market was going to be hot. If it's not, I'd be in.

10.03.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent opportunity for him and yeah, no way would I be anywhere close to that price.

10.03.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was told his market was going to be hot, so I cooled on him. If that's not true after all, then I am absolutely in on him and have been for months.

10.03.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only injury case I'd be looking to take on personally would be James Daniels. I don't know where he's at in terms of his Achilles recovery and it could very well be he's not even ready to sign anywhere. But he's a true swing for the fences, particularly in Miami's system.

10.03.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or you could go the age route. What about aged veterans like Brandon Scherff and Kevin Zeitler? The hot market doesn't necessarily apply to guys 32+ years of age and contract values can drop precipitously when a player is showing a certain date of birth. Could Miami take advantage of this?

10.03.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've talked about Matt Pryor some. He's less interesting to me as a Guard, where teams have played him more often than not. I think he could be an inexpensive tackle option for Miami.

And what of Trystan Colon who was a Center all thru college but has shown some ability to play Guard?

10.03.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Center Coleman Shelton was let go by the Bears, upgrading to Drew Dalman. Shelton played in the Rams system, similar to Miami's. Could he play RG?

What about Andre James, let go by the Raiders? He's spent his entire career at Center but he was a LT/RT at UCLA. Could he be moved to Guard?

10.03.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What I think you have to be wary about are two other strategies employed by teams to try and get under-valued players...and those are taking advantage of prices that are temporarily depressed by injuries and/or character problems. Unfortunately Miami has done some of that and it's not worked out.

10.03.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Miami has to find ways to capitalize on an overheated OL market.

Having a vision for a position switch is one way to potentially take advantage of price dislocation. They did that with Connor Williams in 2022.

Getting in on older players is another way, like they did Calais Campbell.

10.03.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Miami had one of their best FA off seasons in decades finding mid-level and low-level deals, e.g. Aaron Brewer, Jordyn Brooks, Jonnu Smith, Calais Campbell, Kendall Fuller.

Were they a bit lucky? I think so.

But it's clear they're going to attempt to repeat that.

10.03.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

NFL Salary Cap rose by an incredible 24% in just two years. And the amount of money being thrown around in free agency is pretty much where the rubber meets the road on those increases. The numbers look mad.

10.03.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ding ding ding we have a winner bsky.app/profile/raps...

10.03.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 463    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

Ben Johnson had that herculean offensive line in Detroit, and between the Joe Thuney acquisition and the Drew Dalman signing it's pretty clear that's where his priorities are in Chicago.

Such an interesting juxtaposition with Miami's priorities under Mike McDaniel.

10.03.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

SCHEFTER: Braxton Berrios to the Texans

10.03.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

With the big price tags on some of these WRs, I'm curious how Darius Slayton's market plays out.

10.03.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shhh...OnlyFins

10.03.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you, I love the idea of adding Dre Greenlaw in Miami. But when you consider their rumored interest in him, the rumored interest in Joey Bosa per Dianna Russini, and some others not necessarily public, I don't think they've learned anything about managing injury risks on their roster.

10.03.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter being down for the start of NFL free agency really sums up how things are going over there.

10.03.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2178    πŸ” 220    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 19

Good re-signing for the Cardinals. I would have been in on him if I were Miami.

10.03.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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