Mr. Scruff Monkey

Slap them both in the big brother house and let's find out!

Who paid for his little stunt?

Have you ever seen those big metal crushers that get used to shred hard drives, engines and anything you’d have thought couldn’t be shredded?

Oh I think you'll find this battle station is fully operational

I see that our plan of playing like absolute shite for two games in order to lure England into a false sense of security is working.
#EngvIre

The money thing is temporary, pretty soon no one will bother to deal with ye.

Well that fucker can get in the sea with the titanic and fucking stay there.

A rather apt picture to use for discussing nonces.

they expect everyone else to be horrible shitty people like them and cannot fathom it when others are not.

modern teles unfortunately absolutely do need a small computer inside just to process the image and audio streams even without any of the smart tv gubbins.

The US coup: one year on I re-publish my piece from a year ago. It's not yet over. But it's nearly there...

NEW: ‘It’s a coup’.

One year on from when DOGE entered the US treasury & Trump’s blitzkrieg on the rule of law began, I’ve republished an article I wrote then about what the headlines weren’t saying.

NB: They’re still not.
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Will the velociraptors be woke though? It doesn't work if they're not woke.

Come see our musical revue movie, it’s horny as fuck too!

A soggy but oddly sticky cushion.

Well that lot are still singing god save the queen so they need a bit of time to catch up.

they're wishing for the next herd killing.

Nah mate, Russian hookers dribbling with stds are his bag apparently

If you have an election that’s adhered to in 2026 and 2028 then I’d expect a the trials to be still going on till the 2030s keeping everyone’s eyes focused on the damage.

In reality though I’d expect him to be feeding dem candidates into the woodchippers by end of this year.

on a work trip to Tokyo over 20 years ago I was very amused by taxis with automatic doors. Why the actual f… do these require humans?

likely accurate, they’ve privatised the coup.

My understanding is that he already lives in his moms basement.

What an utter cunt.

Jailhouse rock!

Ask him about his new bestie farage the garages other pal Steve Bannon.

Thats Kim Jong Jim "Based in Monaco but builds his cars in France" Radcliff banging on about immigrants in the UK?

Stop a Canadian corporation harvesting huge forests of seaweed from the west coast There should be a public consultation on this plan opening soon but lets gather signatures to demonstrate the fact that up and down the west coast, thousands of people don't want our seaweed rights gi...

For anyone interested in trying to stop more abuse of the Irish seas: my.uplift.ie/petitions/st... @uplift.ie

Serious “it puts the lotion on its skin energy”

Is that not onlyfans? You give money and see teens?

He comes across as a mix of every shiny greasy middle manger high on the supply of his own farts that I’ve ever had the displeasure to be exposed to.

I’d assume she’s as bad as him.