The Vimto Kid (Bluesky's Version)

Fucking hell, big things happening with advertising over on Twitter…

They’re 100% going to make the “throwing their heart to the crowd” excuse their new “ok gesture” btw

This is going to be the new alt right nod and wink thing isn’t it? They’ll all be doing “throwing their heart to the crowd” gestures as a thing now. What a cool time we live in 🫠

Elon Musk is just saluting the quiet part out loud now then, huh?

All these shots of Arteta and Arsenal fans looking sad after going from thinking Liverpool were dropping points to dropping points themselves in the space of about 2 hours. Inject it 🥳

Darwin Nunez came on and said

Joe convincing everyone to vote out two Faithfuls for bizarre reasons but getting no heat as a potential Traitor is ? #TheTraitors

Charlotte continuing the lie and refusing to admit she’s not actually Welsh even to a fellow Traitor is low key iconic tbh #TheTraitors

Arne Slot right now

I should care more about Man Utd winning but Arteta ending the season with nothing again is simply the funniest possible outcome, sorry

What a weird season btw

WWE announcing the Rumble in Saudi Arabia and a partnership with Hogan’s beer company on the same day as the Netflix launch to bury the bad headlines is grim even by their usual standards tbh

Gary Neville’s on his selective amnesia punditry again, I see

When you hand your notice in at work and start doing the bare minimum

This would be my Joker origin story

Going on Twitter and having to dig through all the Musk instigated racism to get to the fun #TheTraitors memes

Well, well, well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

Mo Salah though

Yeah, it’s so over 🫠

Yes! Honestly, that one’s been astounding. A discourse so dim it’s almost art in its own right

We’ve got viewers with TikTok attention spans questioning why Squid Game is focusing on anti-capitalist messages rather than “getting to the games” and people sat in cinemas openly asking why Wicked is talking about discrimination. Just a cooked society…

Made the mistake of scrolling through the #SquidGame2 hashtag on the hellsite and it just confirms to me that the saddest 2024 death has 100% been media literacy.

“A creamy Liverpool display” - Peter Drury

Pep’s head is on Mars 😂

Shout out to all my FPL homies who also benched Gvardiol for Ait-Nouri this week 🥲🫠

Referee Tony Harrington currently hastily checking he hasn’t said anything dodgy on video at an afters

AI could never recreate Henry Winter

A generational meltdown and you really do love to see it

It’s always two pro-WWE podcasters telling each other “exactlyyyy”

Pep Guardiola in the post match interview after this