mary gorman

Good lord.

@apnews.com

How long till Israel bombs again? I have Saturday night. Contact me for betting odds.

This is sexy AF.

Elon suggesting that I boycott Netflix makes me want to sign up for it.

(I mean did Louis CK have other options??)

I am too embarrassed to ask Ann "hey can we eat grapes now?" and honestly I don't remember if I like them or not so fuckit I guess I'm boycotting grapes till I die.

I am laughing so hard. When I was a kid, my older sister told me that we had to boycott grapes so I obviously did; she was my idol. She never told me, though, that I was allowed to eat grapes again so I have literally not eaten a grape since I was like eight years old.

Are we great yet?

How many times will I repost this between now and 2028?

Baller to post while on a panel @katmabu.bsky.social

We need more actual ballers in politics.

Wholeheartedly support

There is something weird about the way she holds her hands. It's like claw hands, almost -- like when football players get hit super hard?

This is an absolutely incredible and rich podcast due to the differing levels of fandom and very different viewpoints on what a great game is. @robcesternino.bsky.social MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE really great job to all involved. It's also super easy to tell how much you all love and respect each other

Please read this amazing piece.

@marisakabas.bsky.social this is so succinct and brilliantly said. A great piece.

bessent looks more nervous than my tenth grade boyfriend on prom night.

Honestly this farmers market cop for president.

"Just remember, you can smell that [inaudible] with a $30,000 bonus," one officer says amidst post-arrest celebrations.

are these people being *bonused* based on how many people they detain/deport? that's despicable.

Take a lesson from your cat. When life gives you 💩, kick some litter over it and move on.

thanks for this @jasonleopold.bsky.social really great read.

Hello, I'm an accountant in a film. I am homely, unfunny, have no fashion sense at all and don't understand that colors other than black and white exist. I drive a dark, late model american car. my ward is an HP12C named "slim." I know nothing of the ways of the world or love. it's just dollars.

And totally I think that Bill Clinton is there and I'm fine with that. My desire to out pedophiles is totally bipartisan

Wait he wants to prosecute Beyonce? I'm sure that'll go over well #beyhive

Late #caturday submission of this 18 pound wonder licking her chops at the very mention of treats. (I did give treats after; I am not a monster.)

Trump Urges Israel to 'Finish the Job' "Only a few weeks ago, President Donald Trump seemed confident a deal was days away that would end the fighting in Gaza, secure the release of hostages and allow aid to flow into an enclave

the president of the united states on gaza:
Said Trump: “I think they want to die, and it’s very, very bad. It got to be to a point where you’re gonna have to finish the job.”

politicalwire.com/2025/07/25/t...
there are no words to describe this man or anyone who still supports him.

I mean, maybe we'd focus on how well the country is doing if the country were doing well at all.

Dating is about to become even tougher for the young!
I heard on a pod recently that when a dude says that he "leans conservative" on dating apps, it means "STARK RAVING MAGA." I can't even imagine being in those waters.

maybe unpopz opin but I think the interviewer is complicit here for not asking hawley "then why did you vote for the bill?" she is giving him a pass. he is saying "I'm so worried about the effect this will have on missourians" when he caused the problem in the 1st place. hold him accountable, lady!