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I love Final Fantasy. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Everlandia. We have wizards with guns. Ohh nooo the pope king is actually an evil spirit from the future named Glorb" Hell yeah let's go kill Glorb!!!!!

tbh I don't think this is that niche but man we gotta make LIVING accessible for people who don't have smart phones and/or data. I'm talking bus schedules, restaurant menus, doing your laundry, accessing social security and unemployment, all of it. we goddamn GOTTA dude

I dunno, if you can’t even find common ground with them on the “pedophiles are bad” issue, maybe they just aren’t fucking interested in meeting in the middle on anything

Getting a kind of brain damage from doing the NYT crossword where I now parse every sentence as having a different, dumber meaning

An AI slop factory apparently tried to rewrite our article about AI not replacing workers en masse, but hit the paywall... so just summarised the paywall. If this is the robot that takes my job I'll be v embarrassed

pronouns? how about you do you, and I'll do me

Nazi grok

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

me: Not only is “Norm” from Cheers gone, but also are society’s “Norms,” which I do not, raise any “Cheers” for

Guy who follows 215,000 accounts: holy shit

Sooner or later, we are going to discover not whether, but how many people have been murdered as a result of this regime. And God I hope we have a government that will treat it for what it is: murder based in bigotry

how much a month to avoid having to hear about AI all the fuckin time google

Chilling final paragraph and editor’s note.

25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink

132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times

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is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games

None of this is good but maybe now America will get to have cool wikipedia sections like "year of the four emperors"

No amount of complicity is going to save you from fascism, so you might as well fight.

Yes, the arrest and possible deportation of Mahmoud Khalil is bad because it makes it easier for the state to illegally arrest and deport American citizens. But exclusively framing this as a slippery slope misses that this is also an injustice unto itself.

guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T

He looks like he’s trying to figure out if the copyright page is part of the novel or not.

i'm convinced the business exec chumps who say they work 70 hours a week, in addition to Just Lying, simply don't know how to put on an lcd soundsystem playlist and truly Lock In

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,

in terms of professions that do indeed owe you something, politician is actually one of the big ones

Frantically trying to brake in my new car as an automated voice chimes "Your basic package does not include deceleration services. Would you like to upg--