@adamfelman.bsky.social
Writer of words, MC of also words, musician of music, dog dad of dogs, person of people.
Canon says Harry Potter is My Immortal fanfic. I do not make the rules.
12.06.2025 07:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I also used to go to open mics with a keyboard and stand, set it up really awkwardly and slowly, do 4'33'', and leave. Honestly think I might've played fewers gigs with songs than gigs with bereft silence.
17.04.2025 07:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
17.04.2025 07:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg you were there for this? At Horseplay? We only did it once. I'm so glad someone actually remembers this.
17.04.2025 07:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I heard one about Tantalus but I just didn't get it
13.04.2025 14:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tommy Wiseau is actually just Elon with the Neuralink chip activated. And a lustrous wig.
11.04.2025 15:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm convinced that Tommy Wiseau would completely unironically be the best and only choice to play Elon Musk in the inevitable biopic.
11.04.2025 07:27 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1Heard this to the tune of "So Long, Farewell" and this is now this official version.
02.04.2025 14:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This post hurts, take it down
26.03.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah I heard it like that too
13.03.2025 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*meth but yes
12.03.2025 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Excuse me? Like fuck I'm ten years younger than you?
12.03.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You've changed, man
12.03.2025 18:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Hey, Adam, unleash the one thing that could somehow make the world worse than it currently is."
11.03.2025 09:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm sure Guy *deeply* appreciates the comparison.
Funnily enough, I was talking to Gish for the first time in ages yesterday.
Still no.
@jameshamilton.bsky.social needs to go here and atone for what he's done
09.03.2025 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0*cracks knuckles*
09.03.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pronounced "antiSEMitty"
03.03.2025 15:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm going to quote-tweet crisps saying "sorry, I'm a bit full, I don't feel like eating any crisps right now." That'll show THEM for producing something I don't want to consume in that particular moment.
01.03.2025 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And not even a "this looks godawful" but "I'm taking a break from this genre." I'm fascinated by this decision.
01.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pick one:
You're the most successful rapper in the world but your voice becomes a tuba during every normal conversation you have
Or
You have a completely normal life but everyone else has Westside Gunn's voice
Peen game
Death note
I checked and fuck Nazis still.
21.01.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I started trying to write fiction today. My goal is always to kick off with the worst line I can think of and work to salvage it.
I'm probably not cut out for this.
Anyone got tips on training for an ultra marathon? Apart from don't do it.
29.12.2024 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Norway is beautiful. I nearly didn't come back.
12.12.2024 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's 2024. Grow up.
They're not "gingerbread men."
They're gingerbredrens.
WAIT NO HOLD ON
04.12.2024 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Snowman
04.12.2024 12:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And the Snowman brings the snow
Andy Kaufman brings the Kauf
