Reaganometry

Lions ran the ball at the point of the Commanders line where Payne would’ve been

you shouldn’t talk to a journalist about how people in need of abortions access them when abortions are outlawed, and this is no different.

shutting the fuck up is free.

Looking forward to 1000 more takes like this from useless centrists

John Morton doesnt have it

It sucks to see our offense get owned by Brian Flores because any offense that gets owned by Brian Flores is certainly not getting anything done in the playoffs

JJ McCarthy is going to be a USDA certified career backup within 3 years and I would really like for the Detroit Lions defense to start playing as such

Giving up a big return is bad, but a 3 and out from McCarthy here will go a long way to breaking Minnesota’s spirit

Some people use “RPO QB” like Fox News uses “Thug”

I think it's been true for a while, but Reddit is now just a version of Facebook where more people say "Fuck"

They’re doing this because it’s so successful

They’re sending us home at work cause the ceiling has been leaking for 3 days. We’re getting a Mold Day

Posting a black and white photo captioned “retvrn” and it’s two DBs taking the worst possible angle on a RB about to go for 70 yards and a score

Someone talking on the phone in the bathroom at work I’m gonna ***********

This year Pimp Mario shall fall by my hand

Calling them weird may seem like a good strategy to you, but have you even asked a dozen political consultants who make 6 figures and have lost 66% of the elections they’ve worked on?

The isekai genre speaks to the same longings that Becker described as fear of the “middle-register existence” of “small significance,” a longing for what he termed a “mythic form of loserdom.” Thus, Steely Dan’s “Deacon Blues” could be easily argued to be an isekai. In this essay, I intend to… 1/

Thomas Harper used his action surge

Harper mentioned

Chiefs and the referees sitting in a tree

Lions getting hosed by the officials. Feels like eternal 2016

Man Aaron Glenn might not make it to week 17

Who could’ve predicted James Franklin’s total collapse other than all the people who paid even the slightest attention

Stand-up comedian in the middle of bombing voice: this guy knows what I’m talking about!

Shedding tears publicly for the Israelis would be signaling some sort of…virtue

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

“Who could possibly get outmaneuvered by noted public simpleton Elon Musk?” I would ask myself

For the past two years I’ve been wondering why Bluesky hasn’t taken off to the stratosphere, then the leadership of this place started yapping more and it suddenly it all made a ton of sense