Mr. 200 ⚾️

George Holani fantasy

I read this like he did an investigation for the show and found out he had this deal

THIS STRIKE BY PEDRO DE LA VEGA 🤯🤯🤯

(via MLS)

I like prime numbers and I won't apologize for it

You're telling me I get the horniest number if I join?

Thornton just did his achilles 😔

"I will next perform a chomping"

I mean a critical skill for a lawyer is the ability to sit there and take it

Correa was a great pro for the Twins, good clubhouse guy, and mostly produced when he was healthy.

That said, probably better for the Twinkies to get out of that one

What to make of these big swinging dick Mariners?

BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are in agreement on a deal to acquire third baseman Eugenio Suárez from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN. The trade is pending medical review.

BREAKING: All-Star 3B Eugenio Suárez is being traded to the Seattle Mariners per Jeff Passan 🚨

focus-grouping the pronunciation of his own name does not appeal to you?

I will never, under any circumstances, vote for Pete Buttigieg in any primary or general election for any office. Now: what did he say today

No idea why the Twins would consider trading Joe Ryan or Jhoan Duran. They're MLB all stars under control for multiple seasons

Got you on my mind sha pow pow

I'm trying to be realistic with our cheap owners

First or third imo

Which is enough for me to ask: what are the Dodgers doing to the baseball?

Rocco seemed legit shocked Correa's ball didn't leave the yard off Yates. I asked chatgpt and it estimated 425 feet with tonight's weather conditions in LA, exit velo 106.6 and 29 degree launch angle. It was caught just in front of the 395 foot fence in center

Good for Felix Gall making a move

This isn't much of a race but we'll always have stage 20 of the Giro

We gotta relax about Colbert losing his show and What It Means For Democracy

Agree I didn't love what little I saw of that

I've seen Shane complain about every comedian at Rogan's place being anti-woke

They canceled Stephen Colbert? Where will I get my nightly fix of boring-ass shitlib interviews?!

His lead guest tonight is fucking Adam Schiff. Tell me with a straight face you're entertained by that

100% agree. Occasionally Shane lets on that he's not with that shit

I agree ESPN probably thinks that. If a viewer became motivated to watch more Gillis, it's a way of getting them to see the stupid side of being that audience

Shane Gillis and Pat McAfee. Gillis is miles better than his reputation. McAfee is stupid

Massive distinction between those two imo