The Great Beast

Potatoes are for plebes. Halloween onion!

Candy or . . . Onion?

Dessert sideboard

#Halloween #spooky #cooking #chef #dessert

The sleeper awakens . . .

#cats

Reese's Peanut Butter Cuds
Kit Rat
Shittles
3 Muskyteers
Dove Barf
Poo Poo Cluster
York Peppermint Putty
M&Ms Peanus
Footsie Rolls
Swedish Fist
Hurtles

Randy Corn
Pop Cocks
Bubble Cum
Cracker Sack
Tarburst
Licorice Whigs
Mike and Yikes
Spooge Toffee
Settle Corn
Mars Barf

Yeah, if that man was in the grips of senile dementia, had a thermonuclear arsenal, and a proven penchant for killing randos and raping anything in his path.

As Soyinka says about modern christofascism, it's no longer "I am right and you are wrong, but I am right and you are dead."

My tax papers.

Not inevitable? Please, think of the marketing opportunities!

Standard disclaimer, not a doctor, blah blah blah.

Can't. Heinrich Himmler has been dead for decades.

It's not a miracle, and don't read gym bro crap, but because it increases intracellular transport (nutrients, energy) it can help you retain more your muscle mass.

Ymmv. 5 grams once a day is pretty cheap and it has very much helped me.

Well done! I'm down 90 pounds since February and continue to melt--it feels a lot better, doesn't it?

Pro-tip: when you start looking gaunt and get weird hollow places, start adding 5g of creatine powder to your coffee in the morning. Makes a HUGE difference.

Also, protein, fiber blah blah blah.

Aced my clock test, didn't even need the full 12 hours to do it either.

Lest anyone think I'm exaggerating, I contemplated ending my life because a gentle breeze blew over me as I lay uncovered on my bed, sweating and trembling, breathing in hitches, and it felt like my PENIS had MATCH-HEADS buried UNDER THE SKIN and they were BURSTING INTO FLAME OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Nazipedia, the shit-wiki.

He looks different without his glasses.

#ICE #trump #godhatesrepublicans

He looks different without his glasses.

I got a pretty bad case of the shingles when I was 50. It was quite painful and inconvenient because of where it showed up on my body.

I GOT SHINGLES ON MY PENIS, PERINEUM, ANUS AND RECTAL CLEFT.

I nearly killed myself because of the pain. Get. The. Fucking. Vaccine.

Gourds are gettin' weird again.

Septic guy in my old hometown named his business 'Shittin' Pretty'.

I hereby dedicate my life to furthering ado.

On our first date my future wife (of now 42 years) had one deal breaker above all: I had to love star Trek.

That's when I knew she was The One.

Fuckin' slavery my dude. Coffee picking slaves were whipped if they took any beans for their own use. Plantation slavers didn't care if they picked beans out of rat shit (it's not a cat) and made coffee with them, 'cause fuck them slaves.

BTW, civets are enslaved, and horrifically abused for this.

I hope you enjoy reading together. It sounds nice.

But I confess: other than you replacing her book and pledging to read together, none of your statements made any sense to me.

Thank-you for the old reminder.

Good for you. Celebrate the thing that makes you happy and healthy!

I talk a lot of shit about the US these days, but to be fair it's a rogue state, a shithole nation run by a psychotic grudge-toddler aided by trolls, hacks, racists, bigots, and traitors.

Other than that it's okay.