@newyorkshitty.bsky.social
"The Internet is not a good place for her" --- dude whose dick falls off because I write words on the Internet
Also, this is really sweet (of course). π₯°
15.02.2026 16:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Not at all related, but yesterday I was in your hood and discovered that someone lost their mushroom pants. REPEAT: mushroom pants.
15.02.2026 16:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Classic Bedford Avenue nonsense: Fuckboi VS Fuck Putin
15.02.2026 03:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Lady Liberty rendered as fried chicken holding a bucket of fried chicken.
Lady Liberty rendered as fried chicken holding a bucket of fried chicken.
Lady Liberty rendered as fried chicken holding a bucket of fried chicken.
Lady Liberty rendered as fried chicken holding a bucket of fried chicken.
Me, to a cashier in a tourist shop on Canal Street:
It's a Liberty fried chicken holding a bucket of fried chicken. It's eating itself. This is the most NYC thing ever. π€
This is probably ok
14.02.2026 21:31 β π 10652 π 1617 π¬ 164 π 173The concept of βlying under oathβ is up for grabs right now. All the Trump SCOTUS judges did it about Roe. Kennedy did it to get his post. If one of these fuckers isnβt prosecuted it will be crystal clear that there are zero repercussions for doing so, and everyone will lie forever.
13.02.2026 18:37 β π 1315 π 353 π¬ 31 π 5OpenAI has a new βhealthβ appβ¦ π€¨
From the latest episode of Mystery AI Hype Theater 3000, with @emilymbender.bsky.social. From episode 71: A Bad Case of Hype-itis.
The Wall Street Journal story on Noem and Lewandowski is just a bus running over them, backing up, running over them again, and on and on. A line of admin officials waiting to get their turn at the wheel.
Paywalled at WSJ, free at MSN (good biz model)
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
This must hit so hard if you're stupid
13.02.2026 17:59 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0An early and very vocal hater of Seinfeld/his practice of grooming teenage girls. Very nice.
13.02.2026 19:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is why I believe if anything ever gets pinned on this admin and its minions (LIKE NOEM), it is going to be first and foremostly financial crimes. Tangentially, Bessent is gatekeeping a treasure trove of info re. Epstein/banking records and is not giving it to Wyden for a reason.
13.02.2026 19:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Broke: Paul Newman's Fuck Hut
Bespoke: Noem's Fuck Jet
13.02.2026 00:11 β π 58 π 18 π¬ 0 π 1
I am here for the beaver jokes.
12.02.2026 05:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Commander Op At Large CA Gr... β’ 2h S Carnivore Homesteading - heck yes!!!!!!!! Smokehouses are a lost art for the ardent homesteader. So are deep root cellers L77 V 230 ill 4.3K δΌ CindyWho @whocarezwho β’2h Don't forget canning. g 02 Δ±l 209 θ΄ δΌ Commander Op At Large CA Gr... β’.2h S β’.. The best. Starting to get into canning soups and stews - heavy on the protein of course! Q 1 β’ 10 Δ±hl 197 δΌ CindyWho @whocarezwho β’2h Canning meat is a thing. Not to sound weird but my son he hunts and traps- had me try beaver that he canned. Of course he told me after | tried it.. it tastes a lot like beef. Probably never eat again cause now I know. Q1 γ»γ il 27 Commander Op At Large CA Gr... β’ X.com @CMDROpAtLargeCA I'd really like to try beaver. Heard it's a really good meat. Racoon meat is excellent by
For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to latelyβ¦
12.02.2026 04:25 β π 2253 π 332 π¬ 357 π 188So. On a lark I placed a lowball bid and, lo, now I am the owner of a Kodak Retina IIIc. Film adventures await!
11.02.2026 23:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So they can sue for $10 billion now, right?
11.02.2026 21:50 β π 4193 π 1077 π¬ 87 π 14And it is most evident/vitriolic in their treatment of trans people.
11.02.2026 21:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0conservatives really hate women
11.02.2026 21:29 β π 49 π 4 π¬ 4 π 0
Gatinho laranja e branco usando um chapeuzinho de cowboy olhando pra frente no colo de uma pessoa
Cowboy
11.02.2026 20:28 β π 252 π 39 π¬ 4 π 6They should turn off her mike if she does anything other than giving answers to the questions given to her.
11.02.2026 20:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.
11.02.2026 17:15 β π 6641 π 2029 π¬ 238 π 292"potency fitted boxer"
11.02.2026 18:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I choose to believe that she released this and immediately disappeared from public life, never to be heard from again.
11.02.2026 17:31 β π 1554 π 93 π¬ 47 π 7Here's a hidden secret of doorbell cameras, as revealed by Nancy Guthrie's kidnapping. They're recording even when you don't know it, and sending video to company servers even when you don't pay
11.02.2026 16:48 β π 479 π 233 π¬ 22 π 21It would appear my reluctance to go out west via airplane has some basis. I do not want to become collateral damage due to this:
11.02.2026 17:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Javier Abreu-Vasquez had a kidney transplant in 2023.
He was grabbed by ICE while delivering groceries to help his neighbours.
Theyβre refusing to give him his anti rejection meds.
Without them, he will lose the organ.
This is how people die.
Two orange cats, one is a creamsickle.
What I came to bed to last night. NOTE: the solid orange boi has been a shit since something like 4:00 am.
11.02.2026 16:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
