Caitlin - Bubba Chnandler Bong

I can make it worse. I'd hate to be the White House aide who has to bathe this president...

What in the Mad Libs?

The Power Fantasy of Superman is you still have a staff job on a newspaper.

I am certainly no seasoned strategist but I am a little skeptical of the political wisdom behind building a giant golden ballroom and sharing a dozen photos of a renovated marble bathroom at the very moment that millions of people are losing access to healthcare and food.

Please understand that people will not be "going without SNAP/EBT/food stamps" - people will be going without FOOD.

Actually and literally.

one thing i like about cats is their concerned little faces. what are they so worried about anyway? it seems like they're doing okay most of the time, objectively

"Slop" is a "Dummies Guide to Media Criticism." When someone so goddamn stupid who lacks media literacy and who isn't qualified at all to critique anything just makes up a term and people buy it. Much like how a certain someone became president twice

I don’t understand why dating is so hard, all I’m looking for is a new best friend from scratch who I’m willing to die for that must get along with all my family and friends and have comparable ambition and identical values and wild sexual chemistry with me and no else forever

Absolutely love that people are going to see this back-and-forth and decide the Kardashians obviously know more about space from TikTok than frickin' NASA. /s

Ubers arrived.

Clifford Clinton - 1937

With SNAP benefits going to shit because of rich assholes and corruption running rampant through politics I'd like to point your attention to a Clinton.

No, not one of those Clintons. This Clinton. Clifford Clinton.

Leo DiCaprio

DiCaprio is turning into Jack Nicholson

The faces of all the fans they're showing in the crowd would make you think the Dodgers haven't won a World Series in like 40 years instead of *checks notes* just last year.

there are going to be a lot of stories in the next couple weeks about the generosity of ordinary people in helping their fellow Americans and all of them will be wonderful and none of them should be necessary

we don’t have to have a government this cruel and capricious

The American people do not want war and we certainly do not want nuclear war.

two men are sitting in front of microphones and one of them is talking . Alt: Bob Uecker in "Major League" (1989) saying, "Juuuuust a bit outside."

#WorldSeries

Change one letter, ruin a candy

Milk Cuds

there are a lot of ways to start a baseball game

giving up home runs to the first two guys you face is among the least optimal

Everyone's going "lol, the guy the Pirates fired?"

But, as a Pirates fan, I'm like, "What if he has success this time?" 😬

What is writing if not becoming so obsessed with a handful of characters that you end up creating a ten book epic based solely upon their vibe?

“seven nation army” going from pale kid anthem to jock jam is extremely funny

oh my god by the time the World Series is over I'm going to be exponentially more radicalized against AI bullshit than I already am

VLADDY! #WorldSeries

a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd . ALT: a baby is crying while being held by a woman in a crowd .

Just did a Penguins kid watching that Crosby goal.

#LetsGoPens

Here's where to get help with food in southwestern Pennsylvania When SNAP benefits expire because of the federal government shutdown, hundreds of thousands of Western Pennsylvanians will struggle to afford food.

When SNAP runs out on Nov. 1st, hundreds of thousands of people in Pittsburgh and across SWPA will struggle to afford food. I compiled (with the help of community members) a non-exhaustive list of where people can find help, including sites in Pittsburgh & outer counties.

Please spread this.

It feels weird that the NBA is on NBC and the NHL is on ESPN now.

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

and this is why I will never trust or support Newsom no matter what he does to push back on Trump

if he becomes the Dem standard bearer, trans people will have no political party willing to stand up for their rights and that is simply unacceptable

Good morning to everyone in the East who only got, at most, 6 hours of sleep last night and still have to work this morning!

#WorldSeries

Why, IKF? Why?

#WorldSeries