Oh, the belly laugh I let out when I saw this. ๐๐๐๐
10.02.2026 22:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@jasonsmith.bsky.social
Oh, the belly laugh I let out when I saw this. ๐๐๐๐
10.02.2026 22:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is the funniest goddamned thing Iโve seen all day. Boy, I needed that. ๐๐๐๐
10.02.2026 22:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0BIG news in the race for governor of NY
10.02.2026 17:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The UK prime minister may lose his job because he *appointed someone* with ties to Epstein.
In the U.Sโฆitโs another Tuesday.
The UK prime minister may lose his job because he *appointed someone* with ties to Epstein.
In the U.Sโฆitโs another Tuesday.
Itโs okay for the SECDEF to use it thoughโฆ.
10.02.2026 16:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0She has a huge name off the ice because sheโs engaged toโฆJake Paul ๐คฎ
10.02.2026 16:31 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0SWALWELL: You said you wanted to see a deportation process that was 'like Amazon Prime but with human beings.' How many times has Amazon Prime shot a mom 3 times in the face?
LYONS: None
SWALWELL: How many times has Amazon Prime shot a nurse 10 times in the back?
LYONS: None
How do they not know that doing this makes them look worseโฆ
10.02.2026 15:36 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sheโs done.
10.02.2026 15:03 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The guy who murdered Renee Good was โdoxxedโ by Kristi Noem
10.02.2026 14:40 โ ๐ 78 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Wait. I thought Americans were lining up for the jobs that these โillegalsโ had?!?
10.02.2026 14:39 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It literally does the oppositeโฆ
10.02.2026 13:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You know itโs bad for Nutlick when heโs been MIA for a week
10.02.2026 13:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No but really, if ANY OTHER PRESIDENT in this history of this nation had said anything REMOTELY as insane as this, this person would be out of office within a week.
In 2026โฆitโs Monday.
The leader of the free worldโฆsays that China will eliminate the Stanley Cup if they make a trade deal with Canada.
Iโm sure the White House press corps will be ALL over this insanity tomorrow.
(Cricketsโฆ)
Nothing more American than an Olympian being called a loser by your own president.
09.02.2026 00:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A+ for The Smiths shirt
08.02.2026 18:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hot take: it was absolutely irresponsible of Vonn and the U.S. team to even consider competing. She had no business being out there with that injury and this is the result.
08.02.2026 17:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pictured: Not Paul Thomas Anderson
08.02.2026 17:21 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This genius doesnโt realize that ratings arenโt calculated by device. If 12 devices in the same home are watching the same thing, itโs coming from ONE IP address.
08.02.2026 17:20 โ ๐ 205 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 0โDeparts.โ Come on.
HE. WAS. FIRED.
Jesus Christ how disgusting.
08.02.2026 16:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0He didnโt โstep down.โ He was fired. Thereโs a difference.
08.02.2026 02:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Transformation, destruction, whateverโฆ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
07.02.2026 23:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One of the most well deserved firings in the history of journalism.
07.02.2026 23:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0