Mark Stevens

Werewolf Bar Mitzvah!

Make this a Halloween to remember with Rhesus.

Just gotta know how to turn into the pain. We'll bounce right back.

Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while.

Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.

Naylor loves poutine.
Poutine his head in the way of a double play throw.
#gomariners

Getting spiritual over here
#gomariners

For those who think academia is the pinnacle of unspoken rules and passive-aggressive power plays, may I invite you to a morning lap swim at the public pool?

Don't forget the frisee salad!

I was there. Someone made a sign that said "Hey Bob! Pull the WOOLcot over their eyes." It had a drawing of a sheep. I (12) thought this was very clever.

#mariners

In other news, the Oregon Bach Festival has announced an All PDQ Bach festival going forward. Yes, the quality and respectability will plummet, but think of the new audiences!

They don't call it heaven for nothing

Be on the lookout for a generously appointed pair of baseball pants on the ground behind home plate Tuesday night.

There was a 2-part Adventures in Odyssey episode complete with a parental advisory about it. Scared the shit out of me as a kid (listened on repeat).

What is it with Lyft airport rides before and after piano conferences? In the past 2 years I've stepped into Cleveland Browns football, Sean Hannity, and now *aggressively* preachy Christian radio. In every case played at a volume level damaging to human ears.

Is this more common than I realize?

Like its subject material, that opening slaps.

My pleasure. If Fullcast ever does a church disasters episode, I'll send in the story of the time my youth group put the pastor in an electric chair and it caught on fire.

Finally finished @jasonkirk.fyi Hell is a World Without You during my own little beach fest this week. A little too close to home when I started it last year, but so glad I picked it up and gave it a second try. Terrific. Thanks for a hell of a story Jason!

A Wrinkle in Butthole

If you went to church today and your pastor was gleefully riffing a last minute sermon on the rapture, it's totally fine to try a different church next week. Like, there's probably another one right down the street.

@ityslmemes.com

Or Endfest at Kitsap County Fairgrounds.

Prepping a world premiere that's actually a large ensemble transcription is kind of like accompanying a concerto. Except instead of feeling relaxed about leaving a bunch of shit out, you feel annoyed at having to do the editing yourself. Or so I’ve heard from others.

Rory McIlroy taken by Junior

Ken Griffey Jr took this photo