Morgs

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I think having a birthday is so embarrassing

going to be in the same room as a man I have convinced myself is my soul mate tomorrow so please be gentle with me

a love story in two pictures

just had someone reach out to me to see if I was interested in arbonne, that’s so recession core of them

twas the night before lugo

“I wrote you a song!!”
The name of the song in question

shopped until my blood sugar dropped

Kennedy, please have a menthol outside of Lugo with me next weekend

spotify blend & chill ?

obsessed with calling the grown ass men I work with “diva” (they love it)

Hey so, yeah you know what I will

I became a wedding officiant to ensure I would always be the third most important person at my friend’s weddings

In the name of the Father (Caleb Hearon), Son (Trixie Mattel), and Holy Spirit (Chris Flemming) - Amen

you call it a “cuck chair” I call it a “place to put worn but still clean clothing that I don’t want to put away because they aren’t perfectly clean but still clean enough to wear again”

I hoped I would have locked down a man before getting a CPAP machine but unfortunately, we have to march on

having an econ degree in this political climate is a type of awareness I wish I did not have

been on here for approx 30 seconds and a crypto guy has followed me, feeling at home already