emily

on the touchtunes fucking up the vibe

need to buy some fruit from a truck in a rona parking lot asap

girls will be like “I needed this” and it’s human interaction

crazy how karaoke is 2.59 min of singing on stage and 3.82 hours of being anxious about singing

dm me if you need help, I am really good at this

and I’ve always said that

clicking the button to apply for a job and seeing that they use workday

my yoga studio’s class booking website is down which I am taking as a sign from the universe to rot on my couch all night

tate mcrae will be unstoppable when she finally sees a speech language pathologist and overcomes her fear of annunciating

the heatless curl rollers stay ON during the 3am fire station pull-prank hotel evacuation!!!!

do you think they ever hide drugs in luggage and let the airport screening people find them as treat like they do with police dogs

getting a kind and helpful reply to an email I was anxious about sending is the corporate equivalent to a kiss on the forehead

yay we get to be a sovereign nation 🥰❤️

don’t love how it feels like our nation’s sovereignty depends on the outcome of this game but here we are

boooooooo

I feel so safe at the designated smoking area behind my yoga studio

quit posting fugly slop

and if I said diarrhea inducing chilli cheese fries pin?

entering instagram giveaways every day is millennial panhandling

my new year’s resolution is to learn to jump into the splits like a drag queen. will settle for being able to do a death drop if push comes to shove

y’all were lying about die hard being a christmas movie

crying over Hot Frosty at 8:41 am was not on today’s bingo card

doechii’s tiny desk is life changing. and not just because it motivated me to order face tape

source?

mr beast looks like when dale gets the 3d surgery in chip n dale rescue rangers

feeling really welcomed on bluesky! (got my first porn bot follower)