My big takeaway was “damn Mickey Hargitay was a cool dude”

One could even say that the boys are back

I keep thinking “damn Vlad Jr if he was born in Georgia would be a crazy linebacker”

Figured it out, Alejandro Kirk is a mythical half-dwarf half-man who can also rake

Donald Trump you really fucked up, you just got grant park to unanimously cheer Brandon Johnson

Sometimes bake off does stuff so egregious I say “ok that’s why England felt compelled to conquer the world”

I’ve discovered a real fondness for the shorts where the premise is basically “Andy wears a silly wig and talks weird”

Trick question: they both got thrown out

As a white Sox fan I really can’t help but feel partially responsible

I felt really bad when he showed up and I said “that guy looks like Garrett from Community” out loud

The Dua Lipa one where her bodyguard has to be like “uh I have to take Dua home right now”

The first time Hannah Hidalgo is forced to walk the ball up the floor after a dramatic, out of nowhere rebound, I will walk into the sea

They call this the full Minnesota

You read it and immediately say “yea he’s Robert Redford, checks out”

🐐

Reupping

I hope there’s ASCII art at the beginning of this FAQ

Ad for Godzilla with Josh Allen’s picture mistakenly on it

Last month I turned on hbo and saw this, said “yea that checks out”

Making upsetting photoshops for social media is a lost art, AI has made things too easy

Love a “I guess I’ll take every Friday in December off?” close to the year

Every time he posts I go full Mean Girls “you don’t even go here,” you live in a compound in Brazil, man, why do you care so much about inter New York left leaning politics

As I understand he didn’t want to go to Michigan bc it would be way too much

an older man in a suit and hat is dancing ALT: an older man in a suit and hat is dancing

When it’s gameday

Feeling for today’s true losers, marketing executives at Vuori and Warby Parker

Bruce Wayne attempting to pretend he’s a simple business tycoon with the ability to lift a semi truck

The next democratic president should explicitly run on cleaning up Tampa Florida

Michelle Obama -> Queen Elizabeth Ii, then pick your European leader

If you go to Indian restaurants do servers giggle when they see your name on the credit card