Shaker Samman

Except for Grimer. He’s an abomination.

two weeks till pitchers and catchers

I appreciate that you can hold a wrong take in your heart for this long. I do love consistency.

Why does he falsely believe Queens of the Stone Age to be superior to the Strokes? We had this fight more than a decade ago and I have not forgotten

Bonus joy from Zverev being upset

That’s so awesome, man! and I thought my 15 since Christmas was a lot haha

Anything on Letterboxd counts, brother

the REP open trap bar rules.

Scared of the Pistons. Classic.

Please stop publicizing my inner thoughts @theonion.com

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oh god, I’m so sorry Albert. This is awful

Sir if you could just stop tear gassing me for one second while I scan the code on your chest I’d really appreciate it

SURELY this paramilitary force that has flagrantly ignored all laws will follow the rules because we asked them nicely to. That is all we must do, says I, the leader of the opposition.

Think of the norms™️

I have always enjoyed letting people down. Disappointing them. Becoming so detached with reality that I can upset millions by just sharing my thoughts. This is why I became the Democratic Senate Minority Leader.

Banners fly forever

I will see Mario Cristobal in hell.

Oh dude it’s an elite “take an edible” game. You end up riding your horse for hours

Asked about Minneapolis, Victor Wembanyama says, “PR has tried, but I’m not going to sit here and be politically correct.”

Then says “it’s crazy that people make it seem like … the murder of civilians is acceptable.”

We’re doing slop in 2026, boys. Never AI slop. Just meat/veggies slop.

If you were wondering how long sticking to workouts + diets devolves into “boy meal” which is just ground chicken, shaved Brussels and low-fat dressing in a bowl: it’s 27 days. And I’m loving it.

Lotta folks responding to this saying remove Noem from office. And that’s a start! But also this is more than just some officials. Get rid of the organization. Get rid of the department. Ensure this sort of thing can’t happen again by dismantling it.

They’re gonna use him as a scapegoat, claim bad apple at the helm, and keep doing this with a point person who’s in front of the camera less. Don’t let them get away with anything less than a full dismantling of ICE and DHS.

COMMENT: Can we just stick to baseball in this space? I'm paying for scouting reports and entertainment, not politics. Craig Goldstein: No.

just a reminder of the official Baseball Prospectus position on this stuff

It turns out @paolouggetti.bsky.social could see the future

The Pick Heard Round the World Ten years ago, the Super Bowl ended in the most unlikely of ways thanks to the most unlikely of players. For Malcolm Butler, that was just the beginning of a roller-coaster career.

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Puka went to his stylist and said “give me the Klobuchar”

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