Shaker Samman

Same answer as when I was asked what I would use as my song for Olympic figure skating:

I’m sorry the Pirates did what

It’s Cragel time baby

It’s my apology to him for being insufferable this week

Can I second my own post? If so, seconded

@cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com ahem

What underwhelming deadlines for the Dodgers and Tigers. Yikes.

Pine Twalmer

well, we’re pitching this to studios immediately

YouTube video by The Beatles - Topic Boys (Remastered 2009)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr8O...

this means that players on the Tigers have said, about Riley Greene's mustache "it gets the boys going" and about a salsa-related injury "the boys were hungry."

we have to consider that the Tigers are the boysiest team in baseball

NBA players who I’m sure have eaten Ortolan before:

- Kobe
- Steph
- KD
- Tony Parker
- Gilbert Arenas
- Kyle Kuzma

👋 rocket scientist/astrophysicist here, let me explain what went wrong

Basically the engineers forgot that Australia is on the bottom of the world (the “butt” in astrophysics terms) and made the rocket go down instead of up

got his ass

Daryl my guy, build a team that can get out of the second round then talk

Man who has never ever won anything has thoughts on a team that has

60,000 Gazans have been killed. 18,500 were children. These are their names. Palestinian children have been killed at a rate of more than one per hour since the war began.

This is a historic horror that the United States government allows to get worse every day.

Thinking about how I spent one bitcoin on a fake ID my junior year of college, and how now one bitcoin is worth $117,000. I definitely didn’t get my money’s worth out of that ID.

YouTube video by Split Zone Duo College Football How Bear Bryant's Alabama dynasty could've been at four other schools

At @splitzoneduo.com we make at least one really good college football history short per year. Here we go: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8LJ...

I’m repulsed by the genocide in Gaza, and even more repulsed by the people who pretend to justify it under the banner of defeating anti-semitism. This will not stop anti-semitism. In fact it will only exacerbate it, and at great speed. All while millions of Gazans starve and die for no good reason.

Exclusive: USAID analysis found no evidence of massive Hamas theft of Gaza aid The internal U.S. government analysis challenges the main rationale that Israel and the U.S. give for backing a new armed private aid operation.

“An internal U.S. government analysis found no evidence of systematic theft by the Palestinian militant group Hamas of U.S.-funded humanitarian supplies, challenging the main rationale that Israel and the U.S. give for backing a new armed private aid operation.”

www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Went tubing and ate it so hard

We were … inverted

ain't no rule says a pug can't play baseball.

Shohei Ohtani homered in his fourth consecutive game, a feat last accomplished by Tungsten Arm O’Doyle. The Dodgers lost 10-7.

bruv

Sending your keeper out as your fifth penalty taker is such a power move oh my god

It’s a fun little bop!

FORGOTTEN BANGER: “Suddenly I See” by KT Tunstall

I can't remember the last time something unambiguously good happened. This Dame news is delightful.