Hippyadam

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Only got one actual "kid" left and they're nearly 14!

The fuck did that happen?

Wife is taking the kids to b&m and all that with the girls last ever child benefit payment. Cos she's 18 now and loving her best life.

That count?

Take care today kidda and mind how you go 💪🏼

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I would also have accepted

Turns out Bluesky does have an algorithm but it just sends your joke to the person least likely to get it and most likely to get real mad about not getting it

Frame of a guy in a documentary being escorted by police into a red car

"What is the charge? Throwing a meal? A submarine sandwich meal?"

Letter of the day (in the Times)

I've got another comics guide for you all!

Bob Odenkirk: ‘I wanted the audience’ | The Observer Before finding fame in Breaking Bad, the actor and writer was already the founding father of American alt comedy

Bob Odenkirk talks Framley.

Yup. Too cool.

observer.co.uk/culture/film...

Got a bunch in me garden. Pop in, I'm sick of picking the bastards now

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Imagine annoying a type of nerd known for having a very long memory and arguing over pointless shit from 40 years ago.

Labour members need to hold their nerve. There is no way arresting nans on terror offences won't be a vote winner in 2029

An incomprehensible set of numbers on a scoreboard.

That’s numberwang!

Solid choice 👍🏼

Show me your getaway vehicle

How I think it feels to see me come up in your feeds

Only 4 days left now!

If you're not already subscribed to the Mindless Ones today's a perfect day to check it out because it has three pages from 'Skulls As Eggs', part of the Jetwash Trampoline mess by me and @seanazz.bsky.social

Alternative movie poster of the day 🎥😍

Blue Velvet (1986)

By Nathan Anderson

Share a random sci-fi gif or vid

I finally found a theme park worse than Brexit Land

ICYMI!

These things happen, hope your day picks up 👍🏼

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“A single lawsuit raised by three authors now threatens to ‘financially ruin’ the entire AI industry…”

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

By my count this makes 5 out of 12 authors on the Polari First Book longlist who have withdrawn. It's hard to understate the moral courage this involves, esp for folk launching their first book into the world. As so often, those with the most to lose end up showing the most moral fibre. Solidarity x

That'll cheer you right up.

Children of men.

Also an excellent choice 🤘🏼