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Amazing result!

A penguin made of Penguin books

You know it must be #WorldPenguinDay if we're posting our Book Penguin made of Penguin Books. 🐧

Once again on this auspicious date of April 23 I feel the need to remind everyone that Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not speak or read English.

That sounds a lot like the old "Zander Ferguson" problem that many commentators seem to have.

Sounds like... victory: Fans blew the roof off Pittodrie when Aberdeen beat Bayern Munich It was a night such as Pittodrie had never seen; a raucous, reverberating roller-coaster of different emotions as Aberdeen produced what many believe was

OTD in 1983: Pittodrie never witnessed another night like it as the Dons rallied to beat Bayern Munich! www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/past-time...

Barry Ferguson the first manager to take Jose Mourinho a post-match bottle of wine with the words 'does not imply health giving or medicinal qualities' on it

“He truly is a modern Henry Ford.” Felicia Conlee, Element Namer

Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute
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Merry Christmas! I got one of your buttery t-shirt a few days ago and love it. Excellent quality t-shirt and design.

SIMPLY HAVING A

A Traditional Family Christmas   It wasn’t until that first Christmas with your family that I realised how we all do it differently, how every family forges its own traditions, as bright and distinct as any giant, shining star.   The way you laid out coal sacks instead of stockings; the recital of a limerick before the opening of each present, Christopher Lee’s heavy metal Christmas album playing quietly in the background; the pre-breakfast snorkel;   the Dance of the Seven Baubles; the festive epaulettes; lunch with its ptarmigan fritters in milk sauce, the suet potatoes, and the sweet and sour popcorn; the replenishing of glasses with red turkey wine;   sprout-rolling in the park; the posting of a tinsel stick through Mr Jennings’ letterbox; and back for an evening of TV (some classic episodes of Panorama) and games (Hoist the Pickle, No Elbows Please!, Speculum) then bed.   The following year you came to my family for Christmas. You said later that it was weird. Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘A Traditional Family Christmas’.

Make being a book-banner into a mark of shame that leads to book-banners being shunned and reviled in decent society. Bring back shame and splatter it on censors.

Sone Aluko's goal was something else in that game.

All these years later, I still haven't decided if MC Hammer was telling me that this very moment was the time to start hammering or if we were all of us living in the time of the hammer, collectively.

A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention

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book Mary W Shelley He sprang from the cabin window as he said this upon th ice raft which lay close to the vessel. He was soon borne away by the waves and lost in darkness and distance. Written in pen is As he drifted away I could just make out his final words "its ok if you call me 'Frankenstein' instead of 'Frankenstein's Monster' I really don't mind" The end

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