Me waking up: We totally could have done the race. ๐ก
Me now: Ohhhh.
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Me waking up: We totally could have done the race. ๐ก
Me now: Ohhhh.
Struggling with feeling helpless? Want to fix something, but not sure where to start?
Here's a thing you can do RIGHT NOW: Help me get the arts and crafts room up and running again at a shelter for women with mental health and substance-use diagnoses:
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At least Jason's cute.
16.02.2026 15:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mongul: This plant makes you imagine a utopia.
Clark: *imagines a world where his mother is dead, his father is a Nazi, and he hates his job*
Mongul: ha ha ha you'll never escape my cunning trap
"For the Man Who Has Everything" completely fails to deliver on its own premise and is grossly sexist besides. (The Black Mercy is an A+ concept that should be used way more, though.)
16.02.2026 15:05 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0NOBODY WANTS TO CRYYYYYY
10.02.2026 23:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank you for punching me in the face with this earworm. ๐
10.02.2026 23:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
07.02.2026 14:34 โ ๐ 17876 ๐ 4478 ๐ฌ 251 ๐ 111one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
07.02.2026 01:37 โ ๐ 10272 ๐ 3131 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tailโฆ
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. Itโs also the golden snake.
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."
Astonishing thing for a judge to do.
Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it
30.01.2026 16:09 โ ๐ 13856 ๐ 2899 ๐ฌ 154 ๐ 88Romance is stepping up for Minnesota! Please check out the website, make a donation, enter for one of an incredible list of prizes, and share the link! #romancelandia
27.01.2026 15:17 โ ๐ 152 ๐ 103 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 7Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found. Magneto: for fuckโs sake, Charles.
28.01.2026 18:31 โ ๐ 1137 ๐ 345 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 4I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. Itโs dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
You're right and also he'd be the most competent member of the administration by a wide margin. Also I just imagined the Vanity Fair portrait and now I can't stop laughing.
27.01.2026 23:12 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1brass solidarity band performing โstand by meโ in the streets of whittier next to alex prettiโs memorial. the crowd started chanting โthe people united will never be defeatedโ so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
27.01.2026 00:22 โ ๐ 23459 ๐ 7821 ๐ฌ 331 ๐ 884NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read โHeated Rivalryโ during the winter storm
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People joke about Batman and orphans but Ollie sees any Young Person and immediately calls them kiddo and makes them chili. See also Red Canary who I'm pretty sure he didn't even exchange dialogue with before being like "THIS IS MY DAUGHTER." He doesn't even know her name!
25.01.2026 15:59 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The comments are all worrying about how Ollie can breathe in space but, um, it's obvious? Spacesuit arrow.
Meanwhile I give it maybe 20 minutes before he attempts to unofficially adopt both Galaxy and Dreamer, as he does to anyone under 25 who strays into his orbit.
This painting shows Huey, Dewey, and Louie laying snuggly in an inner tube with a blanket of them. Donald is pouring hot water into the inner tube and we can see light reflecting off all of them from the fire place. There is a newspaper leaning against the inner tube and the headline says "Blizzard Tonight."
"Blizzard Tonight" by Carl Barks.
25.01.2026 00:16 โ ๐ 1093 ๐ 332 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 7General guide on how to help from outside Minnesota: naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/h...
Places to donate: www.standwithminnesota.com
Hey New York
Chuck DC: 2022246542
Chuck Buffalo: 7168464111
Kristen DC: (202) 224-4451
Iโll had trouble getting through Chuckโs DC so sometimes have success with Buffalo office.
To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:
1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account
Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
Itโs -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
23.01.2026 20:16 โ ๐ 37443 ๐ 10920 ๐ฌ 809 ๐ 976photo of march, signs for renee good and against ICe, crowded street.
this photo. minneapolis. ๐
๐ท๏ธ Alex Kormann/Star Tribune
Tens of thousands of demonstrators filling the streets with signs and banners
Demonstrators as far as the eye can see. Current status of the march in Downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota for Ice Out of Minnesota. They are turning onto 3rd Street from 5th Avenue.
23.01.2026 20:18 โ ๐ 14723 ๐ 4357 ๐ฌ 241 ๐ 356Minneapolis, MN
The resistance!
1/23/26
Thousands rally in Union Square, NYC, standing in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis-St. Paul.
NYC standing in solidarity with MN.
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