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The World's Foremost Expert on Hypothetical Duck Activities. Writer, contributing editor at Book Riot, generally loud human being.

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Me waking up: We totally could have done the race. ๐Ÿ˜ก
Me now: Ohhhh.

22.02.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Craft Supplies for Park Slope Women's Shelter The Park Slope Women's Shelter serves unhoused women with mental health and/or substance-use disorder diagnoses in NYC. Due to an incident this past year, the shelter is attempting to rebuild and re...

Struggling with feeling helpless? Want to fix something, but not sure where to start?

Here's a thing you can do RIGHT NOW: Help me get the arts and crafts room up and running again at a shelter for women with mental health and substance-use diagnoses:

www.thingstogetme.com/2169641a9c163

16.02.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

At least Jason's cute.

16.02.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mongul: This plant makes you imagine a utopia.
Clark: *imagines a world where his mother is dead, his father is a Nazi, and he hates his job*
Mongul: ha ha ha you'll never escape my cunning trap

16.02.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"For the Man Who Has Everything" completely fails to deliver on its own premise and is grossly sexist besides. (The Black Mercy is an A+ concept that should be used way more, though.)

16.02.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOBODY WANTS TO CRYYYYYY

10.02.2026 23:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for punching me in the face with this earworm. ๐Ÿ˜‚

10.02.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

07.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17876    ๐Ÿ” 4478    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 251    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111

one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

07.02.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10272    ๐Ÿ” 3131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tailโ€ฆ

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. Itโ€™s also the golden snake.

06.02.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12519    ๐Ÿ” 1833    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 335    ๐Ÿ“Œ 319
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

01.02.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67366    ๐Ÿ” 16121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2575    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1831

Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."

Astonishing thing for a judge to do.

31.01.2026 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11205    ๐Ÿ” 4080    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 311    ๐Ÿ“Œ 331

Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

30.01.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13856    ๐Ÿ” 2899    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88
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Romance for Minnesota *Because the Romance Community Stands Up We are appalled (though sadly not surprised) by the aggressive, violent, and deadly actions of ICE, at the behest of the Trump administration, in Minnesota โ€ฆ

Romance is stepping up for Minnesota! Please check out the website, make a donation, enter for one of an incredible list of prizes, and share the link! #romancelandia

27.01.2026 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found.
Magneto: for fuckโ€™s sake, Charles.

Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found. Magneto: for fuckโ€™s sake, Charles.

28.01.2026 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1137    ๐Ÿ” 345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. Itโ€™s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97485    ๐Ÿ” 40925    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4307    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5375

You're right and also he'd be the most competent member of the administration by a wide margin. Also I just imagined the Vanity Fair portrait and now I can't stop laughing.

27.01.2026 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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brass solidarity band performing โ€œstand by meโ€ in the streets of whittier next to alex prettiโ€™s memorial. the crowd started chanting โ€œthe people united will never be defeatedโ€ so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

27.01.2026 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23459    ๐Ÿ” 7821    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 331    ๐Ÿ“Œ 884
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read โ€˜Heated Rivalryโ€™ during the winter storm

via hearts530

25.01.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5812    ๐Ÿ” 1255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 539

People joke about Batman and orphans but Ollie sees any Young Person and immediately calls them kiddo and makes them chili. See also Red Canary who I'm pretty sure he didn't even exchange dialogue with before being like "THIS IS MY DAUGHTER." He doesn't even know her name!

25.01.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The comments are all worrying about how Ollie can breathe in space but, um, it's obvious? Spacesuit arrow.

Meanwhile I give it maybe 20 minutes before he attempts to unofficially adopt both Galaxy and Dreamer, as he does to anyone under 25 who strays into his orbit.

25.01.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
This painting shows Huey, Dewey, and Louie laying snuggly in an inner tube with a blanket of them. Donald is pouring hot water into the inner tube and we can see light reflecting off all of them from the fire place. There is a newspaper leaning against the inner tube and the headline says "Blizzard Tonight."

This painting shows Huey, Dewey, and Louie laying snuggly in an inner tube with a blanket of them. Donald is pouring hot water into the inner tube and we can see light reflecting off all of them from the fire place. There is a newspaper leaning against the inner tube and the headline says "Blizzard Tonight."

"Blizzard Tonight" by Carl Barks.

25.01.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1093    ๐Ÿ” 332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota Last edited January 22, 2026 Iโ€™m going to assume that if youโ€™re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I donโ€™t have to explain it to you! That saโ€ฆ

General guide on how to help from outside Minnesota: naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/h...

Places to donate: www.standwithminnesota.com

24.01.2026 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Hey New York

Chuck DC: 2022246542
Chuck Buffalo: 7168464111
Kristen DC: (202) 224-4451

Iโ€™ll had trouble getting through Chuckโ€™s DC so sometimes have success with Buffalo office.

24.01.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:

1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account

Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this

24.01.2026 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5973    ๐Ÿ” 5993    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 81
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Itโ€™s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

23.01.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37443    ๐Ÿ” 10920    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 809    ๐Ÿ“Œ 976
photo of march, signs for renee good and against ICe, crowded street.

photo of march, signs for renee good and against ICe, crowded street.

this photo. minneapolis. ๐Ÿ’œ

๐Ÿ“ท๏ธ Alex Kormann/Star Tribune

23.01.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13136    ๐Ÿ” 3504    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 113    ๐Ÿ“Œ 218
Tens of thousands of demonstrators filling the streets with signs and banners

Tens of thousands of demonstrators filling the streets with signs and banners

Demonstrators as far as the eye can see. Current status of the march in Downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota for Ice Out of Minnesota. They are turning onto 3rd Street from 5th Avenue.

23.01.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14723    ๐Ÿ” 4357    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 241    ๐Ÿ“Œ 356
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Minneapolis, MN
The resistance!
1/23/26

23.01.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 408    ๐Ÿ” 135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Thousands rally in Union Square, NYC, standing in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis-St. Paul.

Thousands rally in Union Square, NYC, standing in solidarity with the people of Minneapolis-St. Paul.

NYC standing in solidarity with MN.
@handsoffnyc.bsky.social

23.01.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16566    ๐Ÿ” 3576    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 203    ๐Ÿ“Œ 120

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