Brett White

But what if X-Men got o-ring style figures in 1982, too? This! Is! How! I! Spend! My! Nights!!

But what if X-Men got o-ring style figures in 1982, too? This! Is! How! I! Spend! My! Nights!!

Sir this is a Wendy’s

Hell yeah, hope that green is as nuts IRL!

CRYSTAL BALL 87 GI Joe Cobra Dire Energy by brettwhite Boo

The biggest risk I've taken so far! Seeing Crystal Ball reimagined in Classified with this "Dire Energy," it's such a great color. I applied it to his '80s design, and then realized I could try doing this and only offer this on black products. So ... !

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SNAKE EYES SLICE 92 GI Joe Cobra by brettwhite Slicing up eyeballs

Completely recolored, but done to match the printed page. Also I've gotten really into the splatter paint tool in Photoshop. It's really '90s, don't hate on it.

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GI JOE 117 91 TEAM-UP by brettwhite The enemy of my enemy

Another one of the first GI Joe comics I ever owned, this is from the cover. Recolored with DIC era colors, except Flint who is in Tiger Force colors (not that you can really tell).

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3 NINJAZ GI Joe Zartan Zarana Zandar by brettwhite They kick back.

Another unhinged design: recoloring ZARANA and ZANDAR to complement Ninja Force ZARTAN. Did a lot of work developing a palette for this, and then the pun hit me. Get it? With a "Z"?

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GI JOE 87 Operation Star Fight design by brettwhite They got him!

The '80s Joe storybooks have a LOT of great art in them!

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HAWK 87 GI Joe the movie design by brettwhite Fight all fascism. Everywhere.

I spliced together three different shots of Hawk from the movie's opening credits to create a full body image, because again, the POINT needs to be MADE.

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DREADNOKS 85 GI Joe design Ripper Buzzer Torch by brettwhite

Because the Dreadnoks *are* Tom of Finland adjacent and we need to acknowledge that.

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COBRA COMMANDER GI Joe Drag Race design by brettwhite Shantay you ssssssstay

Hey, 100% my art. I drew this in 2020 and made it into a TeePublic design, but I wrote "Terror Dome" and then didn't want to spend time fixing it. Six years later, I took the time, and redid the colors.

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DIAL-TONE 90 GI Joe Sonic Fighters Toy Design by brettwhite Phones are his superpower.

This is Dial-Tone's '80s art, redone in his '90s Sonic Fighters colors (since the figure was a straight repaint). I recreated the concentric sonic rings myself.

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SNAKE EYES 85 GI Joe Ninja Action Figure Design by brettwhite Timberrrrr

Sometimes you just make a Snake Eyes shirt.

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ALPINE 85 GI Joe action figure design by brettwhite Ain't no mountain high enough

Because Alpine is a Top 10 Joe for me and he deserves to be on more merch!

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COVER GIRL 83 GI Joe toy art design by brettwhite She's a model soldier

Cover Girl deserves more love. She didn't get official '80s toy package art since she was a vehicle driver. BUT her sculpt was used to make Sparta (an int'l figure), and she got art. Weird, Liefeldian art. I extensively reworked that art to make this.

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GI JOE Big DIC Energy 1990 by brettwhite It's a 90s thing.

This took *so long*. Turning animation screengrabs into textured art, with some dimension, takes so much work (at least it does if you're an amateur like myself). But once the pun came to me ...

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RAMPART 90 GI Joe toy art design by brettwhite He's got the high score

This could very well be my favorite design. The scoreboard are initials of all the other '90 Joes. The logo is pure Def Leppard. The colors are wild. All befitting of GI Joe's first hardcore gamer. Love this. I watched Wayne's World while making this.

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FIREFLY 84 GI Joe Cobra Action Figure Design T-Shirt by brettwhite Trade your inner saboteur for an outer saboteur.

I want to do a '90s remix for Firefly, this design in neon green. But I wish his art wasn't from behind. Too many Joe artists wanted to show off backpacks and butts back then.

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BARONESS 84 GI Joe Cobra Action Figure Design T-Shirt by brettwhite Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

I could make these all day. And I frequently do.

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ROCK N ROLL 82 GI Joe Action Figure Design T-Shirt by brettwhite Party time, excellent.

My other GI Joe husband, Mr. Rock 'N Roll.

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LADY JAYE 92 GI Joe comic art by brettwhite Who needs javelins?

When I was a kid, the issue where Lady Jaye single-handedly protects Hawk after he gets shot really wowed me. So, here's that, recolored in Sunbow greens.

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SCARLETT 93 GI Joe comic art by brettwhite Neon Ninjas of the 90s

A comic pinup image, recolored to match the action figure. And also, that's Scarlett's actual logo. Wild. It's intense!

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COOL BREEZE 90 GI Joe comic art design by brettwhite Created by Larry Hama and Mark Bright for one issue only

Finally putting respect on Cool Breeze's name! A literal done-in-one Joe from the comics. Confuse your Joe friends with this one!

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CESSPOOL 91 Cobra GI Joe Eco Warriors by brettwhite Remember when GI Joe became Captain Planet?

Cesspool's design is just top-tier insanity and I love him.

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AMBUSH 90 GI Joe toy art by brettwhite This shirt is not actually camouflage.

And now back to those '90s characters, baby. Love Ambush. Not only is he really hot, he's also incredibly sexy too. Did GI Joe shape my taste in men? I don't know??

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Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent, bitches. This looks HOTTT.

Also love how Dawn Moreno could go toe-to-toe with any X-Man in a Confusing Origins contest.

Also love how Dawn Moreno single-handedly proves that GI Joe is sci-fi, progressive, and just absolutely nuts

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B.A.T. '86 GI Joe Cobra toy art by brettwhite All the cool robots are orange and green.

Love the '90s BAT design colors.

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