Brett White

Got my 23 and Me results back #Heistmas

Bob Newhart: Short King #Heistmas

It's not Christmas until Paul Lynde tells me to clean out my chimney. #Heistmas

And lastly, my annual reminder that Robert Sidney was a gay soldier in WWII who toured with Irving Berlin's all-soldier revue THIS IS THE ARMY, performing on the literal front lines.

Happy holidays to all. #Heistmas

In a mere 90 minutes, you will see me gushing over men in tuxedos, but with a holiday flair.

TONIGHT!

The @popheist.com crew hosts a live BlueSky watch party of THE DEAN MARTIN CHRISTMAS SHOW. We'll hit play at 9 p.m. Eastern, and you can follow along using the #Heistmas hashtag!

SIGNAL BOOSTS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!

I also made this. lmk if you get it

Coming soon to @popheist.com — the most Cobra-La content ever purposefully curated for one pop culture website. Warn your friends.

Why does Timmy look like he’s a part of the rhythm nation

'Twin Peaks' 1x05 Recap: "The One-Armed Man" Not every episode will feature a dream sequence, or a profound depiction of grief. Some function much more like an odd primetime soap.

As befits a soap opera, love — good and bad — is in the air.

What is this.

True!

Ho Ho Holy S-, Frosty Had Three Secret Families - Pop Heist Did you know that the voice of Frosty the Snowman had multiple secret families? Keep that corncob pipe wrapped up, man!

Wild Story

"There were 3 previous Mrs. Vernons, each with a son of their own, each named Ralph. Vernon married 3 women, presumably in sequence, had a son with each of them, named each one Ralph, and, well, thumpety-thump-thump, thumpety-thump-thump, look at Frosty go"

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This week on HANNIBAL on @popheist.com: Will can't draw a clock, Hannibal sees an opportunity, and Jack Crawford gets to play Daddy.

I know all of this to be true, second hand. Which is actually not that many hands, considering celebrity gossip.

Reminder that Jimmy Fallon fucking sucks, as a comedian, host, and person. The fact that Ellen's rep was ruined while Fallon's persists despite *being equally if not more toxic* is, well, makes sense.

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I can, I’ve done it for two years and don’t have fucking millions of dollars at my disposal. Eat shit, Sam.

Me clean shaven

Literally saw this skeet and drove 30 minutes to a Ross.

For those eagerly awaiting my comprehensive history of COBRA-LA (hello, both of you) — I finally sorted all 8 interviews into one sprawling, 15,000 word outline. Now the real work begins.

Would love to get this up before Christmas. But also, kicking off 2026 with this would feel right, too.

A shot from The Last Jedi where Rey comes into Snoke’s throne room.

Rewatching The Last Jedi and my god does Snoke have a great work from home office aesthetic. (Plus working in a robe and slippers is a Big Mood)

Pop Heist's G.I. Joe Holiday Gift Guide - Pop Heist G.I. Joe gift ideas for the nostalgic nerd, lapsed enthusiast, casual collector, actively enlisted, or five-star super fan in your life.

G.I. Joe gift ideas for the nostalgic nerd, lapsed enthusiast, casual collector, actively enlisted, or five-star super fan in your life.

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A new CANADA'S DRAG RACE recap from @brettwhite.bsky.social is live! 🍁
The Queens are at the combination Snatch Game/Design Challenge. 🏁
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Santa Claus Exists in the TGIF Universe From 'Family Matters' and 'Full House' to 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' and 'I Love Lucy,' there are plenty of sitcoms where St. Nick is real.

From 'Family Matters' and 'Full House' to 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' and 'I Love Lucy,' there are plenty of sitcoms where St. Nick is real. Pop Heist's ADVENT CALENDAR rolls on!

Did 'G.I. Joe' Just Kill a Triple Threat Character Off-Panel? - Pop Heist No character is safe in the Energon Universe, even if they had a toy, appeared in the Marvel Comics, and made it into the '80s cartoon.

Just imagine this panel happening, but with a chainsaw on Buzzer's hand.

Hallmark Hit or MIss: 'She's Making a List' Review Lacey Chabert and Andrew Walker bring their star power to quite possibly the oddest Hallmark holiday movie of 2025.

Lacey Chabert and Andrew Walker bring their star power to quite possibly the oddest Hallmark holiday movie of 2025. But is SHE'S MAKING A LIST a HIT or a MISS?

I don’t know how this happened.

Canada's Drag Race remains unstoppable.

I wrote a GI Joe gift guide and used it as an excuse to take toy photos. I am my own worst editor, in that I say no to zero of my ideas.

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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.