Ahab

Yeah lol I have not left the apartment

That’s all you need

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#AGoodGame is back on Super Bowl Sunday as usual! (cc: @emmasandoe.bsky.social)

I have some great news about Wednesday! We’ll all be out in the street in t-shirts I imagine.

For a company her husband is a big investor in, I believe. It’s gross on so many levels.

Well, to be fair, corn is a new world crop, so I think all the corn products are ours.*

*North Americans

COLA flavored popcorn???

This is the weirdest timeline

This is a post about Chess

Are you saying that as a way to get materials for a patch, or as a way to get new jeans to wear

With all due respect to Danny Strong, I learned about Able Archer the way one is meant to: on a podcast hosted by Ed Helms.

Aw, deleted! Now I’ll never know why it’s special

Thank you to everyone who has moved their thing off Substack so I can actually subscribe to them.

Ah that makes more sense.

I am mystified that this is still in process NOW? Why would you not get clearance months ahead for training purposes.

Hm well it does appear some people on Etsy might have that same type Joann was selling, if my googling is to be believed. So maybe they will still help me from beyond the grave!

All right, what is the best way to patch jeans these days? I’ve got two pairs fraying in the crotch but otherwise fine, and my sewing supplies do not currently include any appropriate fabric. Have you bought a denim patch kit that worked and would recommend?

one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it

I’d really love us to reverse this life-ruining policy choice before an entire generation gets trashed by it. Like. We have the power, and instead we’re just gonna let people descend into ruin anyway. In a country with a scant safety net at the best of times.

It’s bad enough getting all the faux-influencer ads where they all Do That Voice, but now it’s a computer imitating the voice? Why

I mean, as far as reasons go

Innocent!

Bless!!

He was in the military, Air Force I think. When he left, he decided he never again wanted to be someone who acts tough or is mean to people, so that’s why he’s so soft-spoken. It’s a deliberate choice to be peaceful.

My landlord inherited multiple Manhattan properties when their parent died and they regular don’t bother to pay the building’s ConEd bill. Cry me a fucking boo-hoo river.

Do you know the story of how he decided he would never raise his voice again? Honestly a model of masculinity we should be talking about more.

LOL l’ll circle back

* Order pizza, watch The Pitt, test out my new electric blanket

Was scheduling three medical appointments in one week my best move ever? No. But now that they’re all done, tonight I can chill the fuck OUT.*