La Fupacabra

A text bubble with the quote being upside down, it reads "so much for the tolerant left" The citation reads "- Benito Mussolini April 28, 1945"

a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ? ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is asking what was the reason ?

Literally or worse when it has fake pockets

The outfits actually a mix of men's and women's which is fitting lmao

God I hate women's clothing now I've to bring a bag to this wedding cause I've no pockets

My friends also autistic and was in awe of my small talk with cashier persona and I'd to be like the small talk and customer service persona are sisters but not identical and behind that there's me not wanting to be perceived. Like honestly give me an Oscar you'd never know.

So just fuck me I guess

1) fuckin love this kid. 2) he wound that punch up for three business days and you still didn't manage to dodge

There isn't a god damn thing that's making me want to go to this wedding. I genuinely like this cousin I simply cannot be fucked. But alas we must endure, at least it's not a Catholic ceremony.

Same spot too dont piss me off

Trapped in the doc marten cycle of abuse where they cut me I've to wait to heal I wear thick socks they cut me again etc

I checked every pet shop in galway no lizard. Got shit on by a bird three times.

Hell yeah finbarr me too

I wear restrictive clothes all week am I fuck doing it on my time off

Ootd is head to toe black tracksuit w/ ridiculous shoes

Wait I just realized why I want a bob wig

I've not always been here but my family house hasn't changed in the entire 15 years me and my best friend have known each other and I still have to send my post code every time she comes over

I think I realized I was trans sometime in the late 90s when android 18 broke Vegeta's arm

There hasn't been a death worth celebrating in a while it's like I'm being edged c'mon you Nazi fucks die already

The YouTubers lied these naturalistic enclosures are a fuckin bitch to build why am I fighting dirt and rocks rn

Cmon two bricks of coco fibre I found in my wardrobe!!!

To quote myself "oh I'm leaving with something"

I have significantly underestimated how much soil and plants I needed for this terrarium and I'm potentially buying the lizard tomorrow

Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt You leftist furs amaze me. Like seriously calling anyone that disagrees with you a Nazi or racist. like seriously do you know you could actually be a productive citizen instead of wasting your time being a keyboard warrior? Star Raccoon! A coup was attempted to over throw the government and install a dictator as the leader of this country. Diezel McRingtail FuzzButt @DiezelRaccoon Replying to @StarTheRaccoon I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round* 11:05 PM 1/12/21 Twitter for iPhone

Been seeing multiple people today in the replies of things asking "What do you mean right-wing furries exist?" genuinely shocked, meaning that a lot of you have never seen one of the funniest moments on Twitter ever

Cinematic parallel

This but instead of horny I'm throwing hands with sleep paralysis demons

Tore off and broke the mattress protector. Apparently I sleep violently.

There's what we think is a cat in heat that keeps coming to behind our garage and screaming bloody murder and trying to get our scheming eunuch (neutered cat) to fuck her

Hey it was not from lack of trying on my part

Eh whatever I did my karmic balance thing and moved him while in the beams of a very confused driver watching me trying to catch a frog with one hand