friggin_dingus

oh yeah, the “moon economy!” well then maybe you’d be a good person to ask: who wrote “the moon rulz #1” on the hood of my car, with a key

my gf was local to Overton for a few years. she had meetings with town officials to organize volunteers for stuff like painting benches and planting flowers and whatnot and apparently they took meetings in the magic room

hell yeah man

when you find your dads old karate pants in a box in the attic and just gotta try them on

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

a green map of the united states sans alaska and hawaii overlaid on the face of jim carrey in the mask with the caption somebody stop me

pursuant to new york city executive order 2, section 2
(extremely “opalite” voice)
oh my god
frisbee is a special puppy dog
he’s so sweet and he’s so nice
love this boy my whole dang life
oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh

WOW!!!!!!!

🤌🤌🤌

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i can hear the computer voice guy saying “double dribble” when you turn the game on with the same perfect clarity i can remember the guy saying “blades of steel”

it just goes tbh

YouTube video by David Dean Burkhart Viagra Boys - Man Made of Meat

my most listened to track of 2025 youtu.be/a9_tUT6Ajyc?...

mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked

rip homniegh see u on the other side

Oh man how could I forget this one

depending on the size cutoff….toledo

filling the role of “crazy uncle jeff” to my friends’ kids is a responsibility i take very seriously

i’ve never seen a dog saying “sup” with their body language stronger than in this image nice work sup pup

you should never keep a baseball bat to defend against home invasions. because what if the guy breaking in has a baseball. you're just going to end up trying to hit that instead

You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.

One of the best to ever do it

i got
soup tickets to paradise

Alexa play Alanis Morissette “You Learn”

a cozy scene with 2 dogs laying on a couch next to one another: a small black french bulldog wrapped in a blue fleece blanket on the left and a large white lab mix on the right.

we are also bear downing

i think, and this is just my personal opinion here, that it is good when your quarterback does cool plays