Adriana

Wild thing on a heinous mat

Super soldier on a heinous mat

Astavakrasana on a heinous mat

Warrior III on a heinous mat

Good morniiing I need a new yoga mat

My saag aloo attempt

My wheel attempt

John's perfect pomodoro sauce on my fresh pasta dough

V day pilates

This weekend's eats and workouts

every time this man posts i think "how is he so good at this?!" and then i think "no, how is every other politician so bad at this?!" he makes it look so easy! why the hell isn't mayor wilson marrying people or leading scavenger hunts or doing anything cute and fun

Frank Wildhorn love songs 🤝 fake southern accent

A picture of me with the eiffel tower looming behind

Shes... right behind me... isn't she...

Fuck it, Fiddler at the airport

Just saw @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social at the louvre?

Paris i am in you

A tray of colorful drinks on a display stand at CVS that sat “the flu shot” on them

America: where you can sell a random “wellness” drink at CVS, claim it “may” somehow “reinforce” your immune system, and literally call it “The Flu Shot.”

They've sequestered my fiance into a line just for people with overhead bags

Paris prepare for me to enter you

Normally don’t do this, but the Twin Cities are occupied and there are a lot of folks I know who are helping people with very acute needs. I know a lot of good folks out there have offered to help or want to know how they can help, so I may occasionally boost fundraisers for folk or causes I trust.

a woman wearing a t-shirt with donald duck on it is holding a lollipop in her hand . ALT: a woman wearing a t-shirt with donald duck on it is holding a lollipop in her hand .

I am the most senior person in the Wendy Williams fan club at my workplace

Megan Thee Stallion beat her so bad she become a republican

The Other Woman in my relationship is NYT games :(
Alexa play Jolene

"Why isn't everyone a coward like me?"

Tiktok losing all functionality the instant Larry Ellison gets his hands on it *pretends to be shocked*

“ICE > MN”

Our fascist leaders explicitly declaring that their untrained paramilitary of goons, a two-decade agency whose massive budget funds thugs in hoodies and body armor with rifles, is more important than an entire American state of 6 million people.

The 2nd Amendment isn’t for you and never has been. Just ask the Wobblies or the Black Panthers.

Pani puri

Saag aloo and some dal

Empty empty bowls

I KNOW saag aloo hates to see me coming

Just witnessed a first date at a lush wine bar.
Guy is absolutely adorable, great start, he's asking her questions. I text my fiance "they're going to get married."
Then he floats theories about Epstein. The PH of the room changes. I'm drunk and my jaw is on the ground. Dinner and a show babey

Bride and groom to be

Bride and flower girl to be

<3

Mamdani's birth certificate is FAKE. He was born in the USA and he CAN be president of the United States

"I promised you america, and little one, we will find it" heyyy so I'm gonna throw up

Americans do NOT listen to the new ragtime cast album as background music I'm abt to cry at work wtf

The waiters and chefs at flat iron need to make one million dollars a year

Dave Malloy if u can see this release the black swan album i know a concept album exists somewhere

English pub culture you have made an enemy of me today

all the DUI hires calling Renee Nicole Good a domestic terrorist might get me a tiktok ban idk

Republicans believe it is their god-given right to drive drunk, but all of a sudden they want to be ambassadors of vehicular safety with this LMFAO