Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices
Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil
Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world
Founder2: ok that works
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The movie was fantastic and I happen to have the Eastwick show downloaded and enjoyed that, too
08.10.2025 00:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have it and have never actually read it but I do recall seeing people making fun of embarrassing man writing and the passage about a woman peeing being confusing came from there
07.10.2025 22:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Witch movie? Every Little Thing She Does is Magic (the Police). Werewolf movie? Hounds of Love (Kate Bush).
03.10.2025 23:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I think a lot of people don't know this Zoom feature exists: under "React" there's a "Be Right Back" button that mutes your audio, turns off your camera, and puts a label on your square. And then when you come back you just click the "Back" button.
Repost to save us all from "BRB" chat messages!
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
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I somehow missed this entire thing today and I am deeply confused
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Screenshot of tweet that says "shanah tovah to all jews not engaged in genocide!"
Do NOT do this, it is deeply offensive and you're being an asshole. Can you imagine if someone said "Happy ramadan to all the muslims who don't commit terrorism"? You'd get why that was offensive, right?!
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Listen, my dad played the Dr. Demento album for us all the time, which probably explains so much about how I turned out.
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The jabberwocky episode will live in my head forever
13.09.2025 15:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This show is totally working for me right now, though I actually never watched the OG
13.09.2025 13:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I mean, Kings is always on this list (modern retelling of David and Goliath), but Wonderfalls (Bryan Fuller) and Better Off Ted were also brilliant and comedies arenβt usually my thing.
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I have never wanted someone less in this role
12.09.2025 22:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have a lot of criticisms of the Wednesday show (they deeply misunderstand what makes the Addams family fun and interesting and makes the characters appealing) but the worst sin is it is incredibly boring.
04.09.2025 22:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Iβd buy a movie theater and just start doing themed months. Every month a new theme. Different decades, different genres, each theater would be updated with a different look. Iβd just charge for food. September to October would be all horror.
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I always like telling my phlebotomist when they do a good job, I feel like no one ever tells them
22.08.2025 14:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think the only time a therapist might contact an emergency contact is if the patient is known to be suicidal or otherwise a danger. Otherwise, no-showing is fairly common. Generally, a text (or email) 15 minutes into an appointment is merited, and possibly followed by a reschedule email.
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I also have the tendency to smile if Iβm upset on certain settings, and Iβve actually just started saying βlook, I know Iβm smiling right now but I need you to understand that does not mean Iβm happy, itβs just my default reaction.β Most people canβt differentiate βdefault smileβ from βhappy smileβ.
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This year has seen some of the worst legal decisions on major federal issues since SCOTUS was still supporting gay sex bans and allowing concentration camps.
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Nothing is more Les Miz than going to prison for a bread-related crime
15.08.2025 18:58 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Ok, I actually liked Through the Lens of Time. Romance was pretty minimal, they actually go to a strange new (old) world, everyone is basically professional, and we see some foreshadowing of Korby's fatal flaws. #snw
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'Moorland pools' - the fourth landscape in tomorrows mini art update! This one is essentially a smaller version of the last moorland piece I showed where I just wanted to play with shape and texture some more :) I'll post tomorrow afternoon when all 4 are up, around 4pm GMT on my site! #embroidery
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EXACTLY. The point is it's them against the world! They support and love each other so much. Such a mistake to assume the only kind of conflicts they'd be involved in are intra-family. Also makes me wonder if the creators got what was so good about the original series and 90s movies.
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Wednesday constantly hating on Morticia is not it. The point is theyβre meant to be the opposite of regular families.
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Wednesday is fine, but I feel like it misses what makes the Addams family itself so wonderful: they arenβt superpowered superheroes, theyβre just weirdos who adore each other. The conflict should always be external. Unless they start from there, Iβd rather this team not do the reboot.
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Yeah, I also remember reading way more fantasy and like, r.l. Stine and Chris pike horror/thrillers. But I also donβt know that I would have registered sci-fi as its own independent genre at that young an age.
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It probably depends on what we count as sci-fi. If Animorphs counts, I expect that was a first for a lot of kids in my generation. Iβm sure there were a bunch more kids booked too. If weβre talking adult books? Either Enderβs Game or Dune. I read them around the same time.
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