James Urbaniak

Not arguing but the man simply loves showbiz/music history (c.f. his equally pointless note-for-note cover of Louis Prima's "Just a Gigolo.") Think of it as a variety show performance- Jerry Lewis doing a throwback homage to "Yes Sir, That's my Baby."

"But they're sweet things. And in the spring, it's touching to notice them making their first discovery of love. As if nobody had ever known it before." -Blanche DuBois, "A Streetcar Named Desire"

Man if you gotta ask you’ll never know

Good reminder that the avuncular post-boxing career George Foreman could still lay some hurt on you

"Always check the burner, Doc."

Within seconds of dropping it my wife came over and bent down as if to reach for the wok and I yelled "DON'T TOUCH IT!!" like Ian Holm in Alien after the thing bursts out of John Hurt.

Exactly

Thanks!

(My wife said not only had she never heard me shriek like that, she'd never heard me shriek at all. Anyway, I'm fine.)

News: I scrambled eggs in a wok with a metal handle and accidentally left the burner on and an hour later when I picked up the wok to wash it, the handle burnt my fucking hand and I *shrieked* and dropped the wok on the floor with a clang. Real life Dr. Venture moment, sorry you missed it.

You have a bowtie fitting at Western Costume, what is this, Clue 2???

Proud of all the learnin' that is in me, divil a judge could say a word agin me

We should use that since the Drumpf thing never took off

Thank you. What a day, first Tump and Mamdani, now this.

First call Monday morning

I get that this is a veiled dig at my age, Andy, but I'm still tight with Rhea Seehorn

Hey guys, I was in a play with Rhea in NY like 20 years ago, I could text her right now @michaelianblack.bsky.social

Great way to put it. One of my Top 10 movies, probably Top 5.

Ha ha

Love Zoolander

Young man, there's no need to feel down

And yet Emily's Reasons Why Not remains under seal

Wow

I don't know what the hell a "Shure USB mic" is but I'm *SHURE* there's an *SOB* in Congress named *MIC* Johnson. Feel free to retire him.

Referenced by Dylan in Gotta Serve Somebody

Now you can call me Marty or you can call me Arty or you can me-

Yes but to be honest he didn't have strong feelings about theatrical vs streaming

Happy 83rd to Mr. Scorsese

I wasn't but thanks!