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NYT bestseller. Booksky Starfleet officer. chaotic good cartoonist. Urban fantasy books here: http://smreine.com/ GAY ELVES: https://amzn.to/4iWwmbD repd by Jessica Alvarez at Bookends

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Well it was a nice use of the Moby song anyway

10.08.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As one does

10.08.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So...Samantha is selected for abduction, which happens. When she's returned, CSM raises her for a couple years with Twinky Spender, but he also does a bunch of tests and makes a small army of clones. Samantha is miserable and runs away at 14. When they're about to reclaim her, she becomes stardust.

10.08.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so Samantha was just turned into stardust by THE WALK-INS so that she wouldn't have to endure more tests by CSM.

I guess.

10.08.2025 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine JJ Abrams and Chris Carter writing a screenplay together. It would be the most nonsensical script in ze world.

10.08.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm trying to piece together a narrative with everything leading up to it, but it still doesn't explain precisely what happened to kill Actual Samantha when she was fourteen, and I'm not sure I get the rest either.

10.08.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So...The X-Files called the episode where Mulder gets closure about Samantha "Closure," but it's not really, is it? Everything about her story is kinda loopy and unclear. This is another one of those things where it felt more like they wanted to be done with it than having a story.

10.08.2025 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this reminds me of the phase with my kids where we couldn't keep tape in the house because they would stretch it across rooms to make spider webs <3

10.08.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Drawing progress video out of Procreate

10.08.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of a stoic, androgynous elf with brown hair and a stiff back. A smiling elf wearing purple with purple hair is draped over her shoulder, looking smug.

Drawing of a stoic, androgynous elf with brown hair and a stiff back. A smiling elf wearing purple with purple hair is draped over her shoulder, looking smug.

Rivor (awesome lesbian drag king)
and
Nina (evil intimidating lesbian)

10.08.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ALL women

10.08.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That could very well be the case!

09.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He actually looks his age now! As a mom, however, I want to have a sit-down with him about the importance of wearing sunblock

09.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Moonshine: A 1920s Noir TTRPG Step into the Roaring Twenties with Moonshine, a thrilling TTRPG that combines the glamour of the 20s with a touch of the supernatural.

This is just shy of halfway to funding! Please share and maybe also support for the sole purpose that I want this lol

www.kickstarter.com/projects/moo...

09.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
An orange cat sitting around orange cattily. He’s the cutest thing on the WHOLE ENTIRE PLANET

An orange cat sitting around orange cattily. He’s the cutest thing on the WHOLE ENTIRE PLANET

Orng

09.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

congratulations mourning geckos! you're women!

09.08.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of my books have actual plots, but I write to theme like nobody's business. Plots are elaborate constructions to provide a vessel for what I'm saying about some kind of emotional experience and/or opinion. There's a lot to dig into. That's not necessarily desirable to a lot of folks tho

09.08.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are only a couple days left on this. No more signed 13th Anniversary Editions thereafter! Gone, goodbye <3

09.08.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this was harder than i expected. i think my books are good, but it's like, I love my books and I write exactly what I want to read. I don't have anything good to say beyond that because it's subjective. I LIKE THEM. I like them a LOT. That's what I've got.

09.08.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Say three positive things about your writing!

1) My characters are complicated

2) My worldbuilding feels very deep

3) The writing is very confident and brisk

09.08.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œI told you so.”

09.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yesterday i bent to pet my cat but it was just a sweater that had fallen on the stairs

09.08.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds like the ideal setup to me

"I appreciate looking at you but what I really want is donuts"

09.08.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my puppy is almost a year old but he's still always up my butt, and i wish i could take him everywhere. my life would be simpler if i could just go everywhere with him hooked to my belt loop.

of course that's not how it works and it's fair, but i wish.

09.08.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have barely aged! You just took the braces off lol

09.08.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Content: the universe, too, was once a twink

Generated by Make it a Quote User: smreine.itch.io Content: the universe, too, was once a twink

09.08.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the universe, too, was once a twink

09.08.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"this person is very attractive, someone should fuck them about it" i think while going off to play Bejeweled

09.08.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don't understand how i am simultaneously extremely ace, and just Find Humans Very Attractive

like i'm just out here wolf-eyes awooooga jaw dropping tongue rolling out of mouth hummina hummina steam out of ears over every human being ever, while also wanting to do NOTHING ABOUT IT.

09.08.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know the term "twink death" for when twinks age out of being twinks, but what's it called when you age out of attraction to twinks and start drooling over older fatter guys? THE BEAR REVOLUTION or something idk

i saw an ad selling t-shirts for guys with big bellies and stared at it for...a while

09.08.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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