BenInHobart

If this peace deal doesn't hold then Trump is at minus one Nobel Prizes

So the Shake It Off girl has a diss track

I like people who like Idles but I don't like Idles

What happens tho

Remember when Hot Fuzz came out and you were like 'ha that was a pretty good comedy'

Today I'd give my left nut for a non-IP comedy half as good as that to get a broad release

The 'big pharma are poisoning us we don't know what's in these drugs' crowd have been strangely quiet about the sudden popularity of ozempic/wegovy

I'm starting to feel like the hosts of this podcast are not as invested in this parasocial relationship as i am

Oh so you're a Lakers fan? Well then name five littoral water craft

Many fine people on both sides (of the wall)

My goldfish is trying so hard to be raptured. Little guy is just floating upside down at the top of his tank. Save him Jesus

I thought you were dead

Coward

Time to start installing seat belts at the City Ground. You're in for a wild ride

He liked his house when it was DOWN on the ground
He spends the movie trying to get his house DOWN next to the waterfall
And everyone finishes the movie going DOWN from the sky

WTF were pixar playing at calling it UP? We're not idiots

'I hope this email finds you well'

Me:

Why is no-one talking about this?

It was the Mabo of times,
it was the vibe of times

Jigglypuff

I'm fine with posters dunking on the coldplay enjoyers, but it is odd how every serious media outlet has just gone 'fuck these two people and their claims to a private life'

I'm in the Epstein Files but they just have labelled as 'buzzkill' and 'bringing island vibe down' and 'creeping out the staff but not in the way we like' smh

Souperman was right there

For noodles and stir fries sure. But for bibimbap? Nah life's too short to eat edamame beans one by one. It tastes better shovelled down anyway

Takeaway bibimbap and they give me a pair of chopsticks. What do you think I am a wizard? I can't spend four hours eating this

Ok the CWC has one redeeming quality, the trophy looks like that thing they built in the movie Contact

How To Make Pesto
by Paulo Keli

Both The Simpsons and Family Guy made a big deal out James Woods being a big time movie star and I still have no idea who that guy is

The three statistics that every man has committed to memory:
- 99.94 test batting average
- 52 cans Sydney to London
- 1,057 in twelve hours

There will be a Yannis from Foals look-a-like competition being held in the NYC Mayor's Office tomorrow at midday

He should use this as cover to bomb the Epstein island

Greens manifesto 2025 just dropped