i’m nice on here

nah, see, that’s where I fucked up

I’ve got two cats in the yard and life is still actually pretty fuckin hard

we love you goodnight

im interested in learning more about Hot Babes In My Area

lord, I was born a ramblin man

some senior citizens along the waterfront just gave Rose treats and told her she is beautiful. reader, I must agree

Harebrained schemes are so crazy they just might work

hey what up

there’s been some turbulence in the recent past and there’s more coming up in the near future but today I was surrounded by my loving friends and I’ll be damned if my little heart wasn’t just overwhelmed with joy and peace.

what a great fucking day

my love language is slavering mindless chaos

(sweetly) no thank you

thank you very much. I’m really excited. they don’t let you go to the city of las vegas unless you are invited. so this is my one chance to see what all the fuss is about

we get to go to regionals in vegas, tennis owns ass

I’m gonna be real with you fam, I cried like a baby at this wedding

double wristbands for intimidation

playing in tennis playoffs in two hours and I’m watching Internet videos of tennis to get in the mood

you can get nfl urns on aliexpress

guys? I’m in a tunnel and it’s all dark. I dropped my flashlight. can someone come get me?

that cup is novel as hell, my man

tokin or strokin? brother, pick a lane!!!!!!!!!

extremely cool

he was probably just sowing his oats

played tennis with Calvin. what a good friend that guy is. you guys should try to find the Calvin in your life

what if it was Chaps GPT and it was about your buddies Gary, Paul, and Thomas?

I have to post stuff like this to feel alive. without this, I am nothing.

they figured it out (angel blood)

at the vet to see if they can figure out why Rose is such a sweet baby

I’ve been crediting him for the posts I write that don’t do that well

oh lawd he bout to do it!!!!!!