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๐Ÿ†• blog! โ€œWhy don't smart watches use USB-C to recharge?โ€

It looks like the new Google's Pixel 4 watch comes with yet another incompatible change in charging technology. This is a ridiculous situation.

The original Pixel Watch used one type of wireless charging. Then the Pixel Watch 2 & 3 [โ€ฆ]

02.08.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1st base: kissing

2nd base: petting

base 10: math stuff

03.08.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 704    ๐Ÿ” 139    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a white background . Alt: David byrne doing the hand measuring time against his arm gesture from the once in a lifetime video

it took me awhile to realize this but when I ask my 10yo semi verbal autistic daughter how her day was she'll sometimes do the David Byrne "same as it ever was" gesture from the Once in a Lifetime video to let me know nothing important happened and I fucking love that

03.08.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1350    ๐Ÿ” 235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Trump Hammered Over Epstein With His Own Anti-Woke Attack Line California governor hopeful Stephen Cloobeck launched an ad riffing on the presidentโ€™s 2024 โ€œthey/themโ€ targeting of Kamala Harris.

A Democratic candidate is using Trumpโ€™s own words against him in a campaign ad attacking the president over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

05.08.2025 11:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photo of a gray and white kitten on a green pillow lying under a computer screen

photo of a gray and white kitten on a green pillow lying under a computer screen

also, here is my new granddaughter, tippy toe

02.08.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 158    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It reminds me of nothing as much as it does how authoritarian (and totalitarian) states often allow politically connected busybodies to terrorize poor ppl and minorities with harebrained social engineering schemes that almost inevitably accomplish nothing except human misery and economic waste.

05.08.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sri Lankan economic crisis (2019โ€“2024) - Wikipedia

A perennial complaint about the 'champagne socialist' crowd RFK Jr. comes from is that members of it all too often are involved in these schemes in such countries.

The most recent example is the catastrophe in Sri Lanka, caused by eco-primitivist fantasies about organic farming.

05.08.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Vandana Shiva - Wikipedia

Behold, RFK Jr.'s chief competitor to be remembered as the Lysenko of our time!

05.08.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, they're horrible at maintaining local ground cover plants, essential for erosion control. Only a matter of time.

05.08.2025 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mangling Foreign Dialects Another WTF: a Russian might sprinkle palatalized consonants into his English, but even a beeg Cossack won't put it on Russian words that aren't palatalized: it's Irina, not Irinya. (Also, it looks like they were aiming at a surname, so that should just be Balushkova.)

I would like to present a counterargument in the form of a handbook for producing offensive impressions of a host of hyphenated Americans, mostly "white", from 1943.

zompist.com/dialect.html

05.08.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yugoslavia, famously ethnically homogeneous.

05.08.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Canadian friend who did his PhD at Glasgow said whenever a Scot referred to him as an American he'd reply, "You English really need to learn some geography." :-D

04.08.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as an ugly american, I gotta say, white people being racist about other white people *seems* quaint until you, like, see a bullet list of jeremy clarkson quotes and go "oh wow yeah that's pretty racist"

04.08.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't argue the UK is an ethnostate without getting the Norman yolk on your face to begin with.

05.08.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, I realize racists are really dumb, but I was not prepared to have multiple people arguing with me on Twitter, the Everything App, that the United Kingdom was an ethnostate.

Like...what ethnicity, mate? What's united about it? What were they uniting?

04.08.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 431    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Expensive Typewriter was an interactive program. (Read the PDF manual linked to from the Wikipedia page.) The PDP-1 was about as interactive as the Apollo computers, and the fact the PDP-1's CPU was a different box from the text input and output doesn't change anything.

05.08.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Expensive Typewriter - Wikipedia

Spacewars was a real-time interactive game.

Plus, the PDP-1 definitely had interactive text input and output. It even had a text editor, Expensive Typewriter. Yes, the text I/O was done via a peripheral (the Flexowriter); that's how it was done back then and for quite a while longer.

05.08.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The โ€œwe have to do it. The voters will thank us for it. People just need to pay more for thingsโ€ Voter Respecters on immigration really donโ€™t seem to have noticed that the number one thing people will not tolerate is inflation.

05.08.2025 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‡Unsurprising. What does surprise me are the bits of the political class which failed to absorb that we *just last year* saw that people werenโ€™t willing to absorb inflation in favour of something they support (the war in Ukraine).

05.08.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it gets to 10% you are in โ€œdidnโ€™t understand questionโ€ factor

05.08.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought of one thing

bsky.app/profile/real...

05.08.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is cooked

05.08.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OK, so you Blueskiers are getting a sneak preview before this gets press-released in the morning... it's bombshell news, but completely predictable.

NEW SURVEY!!

Alaska Survey Research
July 29 - August 1, 2025
N = 2,053 adults, 1,958 RV registered voters
MOE = +/- 2.3%

๐Ÿงต 1/9

03.08.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Clearly, it should be "the best state in which to have a baby in"

05.08.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Headshot of young Leo during his โ€˜Growing Painsโ€™ days

Headshot of young Leo during his โ€˜Growing Painsโ€™ days

Leo, more recently, in a tuxedo

Leo, more recently, in a tuxedo

Born Nov. 11, 1974, Leonardo DiCaprio is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimleyโ€™s age on the day โ€˜Cocoonโ€™ was released. Congrats Leo! Youโ€™ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

05.08.2025 07:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 450    ๐Ÿ” 136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

You can go online and say anything โ€œthey stopped making new books for teensโ€ no they didnt that isnt true

05.08.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are the Brits curtain-twitching about cutlery again?

05.08.2025 07:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this may literally be the one subject on the planet on which everyone is aligned in this way

Iโ€™m not sure you could get these poll numbers with โ€œthe sky is blueโ€ or โ€œtwo plus two equals fourโ€

05.08.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4093    ๐Ÿ” 753    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Morning pt.II

05.08.2025 07:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Metro headline: Volunteers polish giant's erection by hand. There is an accompanying photo of the giantโ€™s giant penis, with the caption โ€œVolunteers work on the Cerne Abbas Giant's shaft and ballsโ€

Metro headline: Volunteers polish giant's erection by hand. There is an accompanying photo of the giantโ€™s giant penis, with the caption โ€œVolunteers work on the Cerne Abbas Giant's shaft and ballsโ€

Roses are red
The thyroidโ€™s a gland

08.09.2024 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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