VILF

Lol... MUCH has changed my friend! Toxic boss was fired, and now I'M the boss, plus the #keeper moved in!

Today my niece said "I have spent my life chasing down people so they can play the role that’s meant for them… It’s exhausting holding these puppet strings for the supposed grandparents in my children’s lives." Felt that all the way to my fucking CORE... #disappointed

I can't tell you how many times I have gone down #memorylane looking at pictures of #oldflames and #friends I haven't seen in years and thought...
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What did I do with that outfit? Fuck that was comfy! (Or hot... lol) Wonder if I can find it in my size? 🤔 #deepthoughts 😂

It would be too hard to judge!!!

Ohmygoodness.... THIS!!!! I see so many people "forgetting their humanity" these days. No matter what, please TRY to #bekind

Thanks!!

Thank you!!! Working on getting back to 100%!

Hahaha... no one has ever accused me of being level... 😂

Been a CRAZY few weeks!!! Boss was let go; moved the office to new location; got approved to get tf away from the toxic bitch boss & go remote... AND had pneumonia!

Thank you! I tell him I feel like he is my reward for slogging through the dating cesspool for so many years. 🤣

Thanks hon!

The #Keeper bought me a new TV mount (teehee) bc my old one wasn't level and it drove him crazy (and yes, he tried to fix that first... lol).
He bought it to mount (hehe) the new (bigger) TV that he surprised me with... Merry early Christmas to me!
#hesaidmount #thatswhathesaid

Started my #Monday LITERALLY cleaning shit off our doorstep at work... (recessed doorway, out of sight - do the math...) ended the day with #CasamigosReposado, and I don't care if you judge me.

My mother was NOT a fan of the #Christmascrazy that I do every year... and yet, she ALWAYS seemed to tag me in the ads for apparel... #enabler to the max! 🤣

My son said no... the #Keeper declined... screw it! I'm gonna watch 'em all!!
#Christmasclassics #CharlieBrown

This should make my #toxicboss cringe when she comes in on Monday... 🤣

I have cooking vids playing on the TV while prepping #Thanksgivingdinner. These guys are doing multiple pies. One is a pumpkin, but with he topping of a pecan pie.... 🤯🤤 another one, they are using vodka in place of water in the pie dough... woahhhh!!! #learneveryday!

Thank you my friend!!

Gotta go back to hell (ooops, I mean work...) tomorrow, but I'm rested and ready for #battle!
#legs

Take a moment and marvel at the wonder that is a freshly made bed... 🤣
#cleansheetday! #adulting

Had a big turkey day dinner at my house yesterday, so I'm still recovering! Almost made the command decision to stay in bed all day, but the cat demanded her breakfast, and we all know #Lunaistheboss!
Hope you're having a good day!
#blueskycats

Soooo... Work imploded last week. Regional boss was let go (effective FRI!) & now Ms. Bitch will be 100% in charge, so I've let our head office know I might be resigning soon.
I've been there almost 9 years, & carried on the #ArmyNCO tradition of being the #backbone of the team, so we shall see...

Aaaaaaand, it was met with a rousing... "meh"... 😔

Absolute facts!

Dear #pepsi... if your only description of the flavoring in your soda is #brownspice, perhaps just go for some other angle...
Xoxoxo,
The #vilf

Making my Nana's "super moist coconut cake" for #Thanksgiving, but I'm going to replace coconut with lemon... no big deal...
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Did anyone else feel a chill?!?!?
No, just me then???
[Nervous laughter...]
Fucking with #tradition, praying she doesn't haunt me!

My #tattoo is my life, summed up in one image... #mystoryisntfinished #Veteran #Christian

🤣🤣🤣 one of my first #adultdecisions was to ban canned cranberry at #Thanksgiving... 🤣

Same... and also, any time I am drinking tequila. #tequila is a #truthserum for me, so walk away...

Saaaaame.... when I see stairs, but I KNOW there is a ramp nearby, I smile and say "not today, Satan...."
#oldknees