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@alvhem.bsky.social

Average gay shitposter

54 Followers  |  25 Following  |  18 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.8017

Latest posts by alvhem.bsky.social on Bluesky

On my hands and knees begging for a swamp rework

30.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Having an armed citizenry comes with a price, and that is part of liberty."

Charlie Kirk

10.09.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5750    πŸ” 1561    πŸ’¬ 312    πŸ“Œ 110
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Good morning Bluesky !

12.04.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 46529    πŸ” 8273    πŸ’¬ 257    πŸ“Œ 140
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When I'm cat sitting I always leave a gift for my customers of their kitties. This one is done on shrinking plastic with Prismacolors.

12.04.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Survivors keep giving up on first hook when I play a meme Chucky during the most survivor sided event in a long time.

Do they *want* to face more Ghouls? #deadbydaylight #dbd

10.04.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
handshake meme
one hand says speedrunners and the other hand says network execs. they are shaking hands over animation cancelling

handshake meme one hand says speedrunners and the other hand says network execs. they are shaking hands over animation cancelling

πŸ˜”

07.03.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3159    πŸ” 856    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6

The answer is obviously Nancy

26.02.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nancy Mace showing again what a moron she is....stop electing stupid people

20.02.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6
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Screenshot of pokemon firered/leafgreen, a Chansey in the safari zone being angry

Screenshot of pokemon firered/leafgreen, a Chansey in the safari zone being angry

close up of chansey’s face in firered/leafgreen

close up of chansey’s face in firered/leafgreen

08.02.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4507    πŸ” 665    πŸ’¬ 50    πŸ“Œ 40

Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do.

Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.

07.02.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 115886    πŸ” 16716    πŸ’¬ 2056    πŸ“Œ 472
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FYI:

06.02.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 38066    πŸ” 8156    πŸ’¬ 651    πŸ“Œ 260

I’m gonna punt that penguin.

05.02.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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This is the F*CKING truth!😠

02.02.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
An image of the faces of The Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon, and The Academic from Darkest Dungeon II. A torch glows between their two faces. The images reads: "Ancestor, Academic, Artist & friend. Wayne June. Twelve years ago, Tyler and I reached out to Wayne, humbly asking him to narrate our indie game’s trailer. Since those magical moments when we first paired his reading with the footage, it has been an incredible and fulfilling collaboration. Wayne’s singular baritone and masterful cadence elevated everything he read. He was a consummate professional, and his love of his craft was an inspiration. His inimitable work is woven into the very fabric of our industry in a way that cannot be forgotten.

It is one of my life’s greatest honors to have written for him this past decade. Though I never got to shake his hand, I knew him to be a friend.

Thank you, Wayne.

-Chris Bourassa, for Tyler Sigman and the Red Hook team"

An image of the faces of The Ancestor from Darkest Dungeon, and The Academic from Darkest Dungeon II. A torch glows between their two faces. The images reads: "Ancestor, Academic, Artist & friend. Wayne June. Twelve years ago, Tyler and I reached out to Wayne, humbly asking him to narrate our indie game’s trailer. Since those magical moments when we first paired his reading with the footage, it has been an incredible and fulfilling collaboration. Wayne’s singular baritone and masterful cadence elevated everything he read. He was a consummate professional, and his love of his craft was an inspiration. His inimitable work is woven into the very fabric of our industry in a way that cannot be forgotten. It is one of my life’s greatest honors to have written for him this past decade. Though I never got to shake his hand, I knew him to be a friend. Thank you, Wayne. -Chris Bourassa, for Tyler Sigman and the Red Hook team"

"Go with grace into the great beyond..."

We at Red Hook are heartbroken to confirm the passing of our beloved voice actor, Wayne June.

30.01.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3490    πŸ” 1354    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 300
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a poster of mario with the words " you just got luigi 'd " ALT: a poster of mario with the words " you just got luigi 'd "
22.01.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reposting this for no reason at all πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 🫢 πŸ’™πŸ’—πŸ€πŸ’—πŸ’™

20.01.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 15275    πŸ” 7653    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 38

The DBD community is one of the most toxic and outright hostile ones I've ever encountered in gaming and BHVR are doing literally nothing to combat it, instead choosing to work with known far-right figures.

17.01.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actual trash-tier rewards wtf

16.01.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Video games a great escapist fantasy. For example: Elon Musk was able to get his intelligence stat in elden ring up to 68, despite his irl intelligence stat of -7.

13.01.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is Ragnar. He was being gentle with his egg, but then a wall came out of nowhere and ruined everything. 13/10

09.01.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4984    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 20

Me when I see cat

06.01.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Indigo and Fathom
#WingsofFire

06.01.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 415    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why am I cackling like a witch at this

02.01.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my vision for the nintendo punch out brand is a game where you can punch dumptsers, piles of shit & fat ugly penises and just win every time

26.12.2024 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2682    πŸ” 199    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 4
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

01.01.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 79663    πŸ” 17574    πŸ’¬ 2130    πŸ“Œ 1493

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