🍉BongerKong the Undead 🧟‍♀️

Bonger Kong 🍉 (@kronethjort@cathode.church) 44 Posts, 57 Following, 41 Followers · Hobbyist Fuck ICE, ACAB, Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio DM for discord or steam

Here to be exact, melonfarmers

A '90s render of an eyeball floating in water with mountains in the background in the sun either rising or setting over the mountains

I'm here, you #fuckaas

For the love of god please stop joining mastodon.social you are not gonna be able to find any new funny/cool posters that way

Patton was an outright fascist, Eisenhower okayed multiple bloody regime changes, and Omar Bradley was the architect of the containment policy that needlessly killed millions of people- particularly in Asia.

palestinian accounts, that violate no rules, are routinely perma-banned

this is such a low-effort facade of lies

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

hell hath no fury like a liberal who was denied brunch

This a skymoth repost but I feel like you all can tell

CW: Golden Girls

Why is Sophia going to Phil's kid's graduation party but not Dorothy? Isn't it her nephew?

Godspeed

basically the decentralization is a lie

bsky has always been like this btw

ATProto is fake. Network-wide takedowns for pointing out the CEO’s embarrassing behavior undermines the entire project. It’s fake shit for losers.

IN THIS WEBSITE WE BELIEVE
JESSE SINGAL SHOULD BE SHIELDED
CHARLIE KIRK'S MEMORY IS SACRED
ANTAGONIZING OUR USERS IS LOL
MINORITIES ARE BURDENS

When it happens anyone who doesn't openly mourn will get their account nuked and those who actively clown about it (the proper and morally response) will be doxxed to right wing militias

This is genuinely some bullshit on bsky's part. A reaction meme of charlie kirk gets a Black person a permanent suspension, but people who actively doxx and spread hate against marginalized people not only get to stay, but het followed by mods?

We see you, bsky, and it's pretty fucking disgusting.

Looking for 1000 or so close friends

Turns out 1200 CDT is not 1100 EDT, it's 1300 EDT. This is all common knowledge but somehow I managed to mess it up. At least I logged in early and not late. 🫩

Look at this picture I have of Governor Pritzger standing in solidarity with the protesters at Broadview:

A huge group of people are in a giant hole in the middle of a rolling field. There is a large sign with an arrow pointing to the hole that says "HOLE." Suddenly the group's attention turns to a new hole, complete with a giant sign with an arrow pointing to it that says "NEW HOLE." One person points to the new hole and says "hey look! Someone made a new hole!" The mass clamours out of the old hole and makes a bee-line toward the new hole. It's chaos. One person, now situated in the new hole says "this feels like how the old hole used to feel." Another person nods in agreement.

Pizza pranks, Charlie Kirk rants: More disturbing livestreams surface in Cranford murder case In Cranford, a young man charged with murder allegedly targeted two girls on an e-bike, with disturbing online comments surfacing after the tragic crash.

Some POS hwite boy murdered two teenage girls over Charlie Kirk.

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

Now getting all of my news from a vertical video made by a 26 year old sitting on their bed

i think it is fair to request a statement from @jay.bsky.team on TRANS PEOPLE and where we fit in on @bsky.app.

i think as a transgender journalist, it's acceptable and makes sense for me to ask this

and so, the question, am i not a person as a trans girl and do i not deserve to feel safe here?

Pontius Pilate

Art by • Gerald Brom

The state police are still working with ICE

Charlie Kirk's fans are Charlie Kirk's legacy.

It's a legacy of domestic terrorism and murder.

When the very funny thing happens they're going to nuke any account that doesn't pretend to be sad.