Leah the Sufferin’ Succubus

Mission Accomplished*

like what

HEY THAT'S MY MOVE

I wear something low cut and be kind of a bitch, but in a humorous way. Try that?

a starry space background with two images of a black cat with snaggleteeth and one eye half closed

hi good morning

cmon babe you know I didn't mean it. want me to crush up some dry ramen for you?

ashnikko Halloweenie I-VI

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

talking to yourself again?

happy anniversary of the War on Terror! how did we do?

say I'm a lady

how'd the Phillies do last night?

men who don't cook are so easy to poison

what's an omelet to you? crush the eggs up in a bag, shell and all? how do you eat that with your hands?

too hungry to decide now. Gonna go to waffle house and tell em to fuck me up

me: yeah and ADHD gets worse during menses

colleagues with ovaries: the fuck?

me: estrogen modulates dopamine, pfc functioning, motivation, focus, and reward

the colleagues: 🫩🫩🫩

and meds are less effective!

An omelet is typically for one while a quiche can be shared

sorry I'm so beloved

I love cooking food before eating it, Mr Dry Ramen

hell I'll take a frittata

I'm so quiche-brained right now. My thoughts are consumed with consuming

great soundtrack too!

yelling at you is my job and I'm extremely litigious

Boy, if we were seahorses, I would get you *so pregnant*

Half the time I open this app I have no idea what the hell all y'all are talking about.

i don't think they should reopen the government. it's funny that they're already talking about figuring out how to pay the soldiery. your majesty the mercenaries are beginning to grumble about their wages but im sure it will be fine