Rabbit Cohen

My mom has a pair of vintage leather gloves she got from an antique store, and every time she wears them, she starts talking about how she has to kill the Batman.

Obsessed with this picture the Pokemon LATAM account posted

Dude it's Pikachu Gordito

If you call dandelion puffs "flowers", I don't want to hear a goddamn peep out of you about tomatoes being fruit.

Dandelion flower labeled "Dandelion flower". Dandelion puff labeled "Ripe fruit".

"Tomatoes are fruit" is OUT, "dandelion puffs are fruit" is IN.

Fair.

Honestly I don't think the main plot is the part of that game that makes it interesting.

Had a dream that I got into a big debate about Jesus where I was arguing that if he were the real Messiah he would've had an ethernet port somewhere on his body.

My first reaction was "Gremlins With Big Naturals", and then I remembered that that's just Gremlins 2.

I legit forgot about Gremlins 2 when I wrote the first post, and then I was like "wait".

Wait, fuck, I think that's just Gremlins 2.

Gremlins With Big Naturals?

A gilded hummingbird drinking sugar water off a person's finger

A hummingbird got into my parents' house, wore itself out, and my mom nursed it back to health by feeding it sugar water off her finger.

This autoplayed on YouTube and the HD upscale jumpscared me so bad.

Stephan Jenkins in the Third Eye Blind "Jumper" video HD upscaled to oblivion

You know what? Fuck you. *smooths your Stephan Jenkins*

TikTok's New Terms Reveal Just How Much of Your Identity It Tracks TikTok's new terms (22 Jan 2026) alarm users with a pop-up on data collection, revealing it may gather sensitive info like citizenship, immigration status, religion, and sexual orientation.

Delete TikTok. www.ibtimes.co.uk/what-us-tikt...

The bible is kind of like Dark Souls, in that there is actual lore there, but most fans are listening to a dozen or so influencers who just outright make shit up.

I'm fighting for my fucking life here already, and they keep using vosotros at me. 😭

A cat with its mouth open next to female Alear from Fire Emblem Engage, captioned "WHY IS IT SO FROM SPAIN"

Trying to play video games translated into Spanish as someone learning Spanish in Latin America.

It is ok not to be available to talk to all your friends all the time. It is ok for your friends not to be available to talk to you, even if they're not busy with anything important right now.

Sometimes you will message your friend privately, and they won't respond, even though you can see them posting on social media. You might be upset by this, and you might think "They're ignoring me, which is rude." That is the devil talking.

Oh yeah, that's how I know it doesn't have a basement.

May his tummy shame forever be in our hearts.

Texans love to say "Remember the Alamo!" but they rarely elaborate. I'm not sure they even know.

1854 drawing of the Alamo with the words "I FORGOR" on it

Confession: I only vaguely know what the Alamo is/was.

Absolutely massive weekend for the seagulls who are no doubt now absolutely off their tits on potatoes

Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time

WELL NOW, would you look at that?

A massive, 26-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 2.4 MILLION people in Sweden found found NO EVIDENCE to support a causal link between acetaminophen (the API in Tylenol) use during pregnancy and increased risk of autism, ADHD, OR intellectual disability in children.

Speech bubble reading "I'm not sure I could tell my partner apart from others of its species"

I feel like this is how the average cishet person talks about their romantic relationships. #PokemonLegendsZA

I initially thought that Lucky was supposed to be a horse played by a human actor, until Gogo and Didi started talking about what a disgrace it is to treat a human being that way, and then I was like "oh. Oh no."