Nicholas

Chinga la migra. Fuck the lying bastards.

A vulgar madlib-type calendar with a drawing of a duck standing over text that reads “His dick fell off because a woman took out the trash”.

Today’s @effinbirds.com madlib turned out pretty damn good.

As one, I highly recommend it. My insufferability of choice is espresso, but French Press is good too. Or pour-over.

Annual reminder if God forbid you are thinking about it, giving up coffee for Lent is presuming to choose a penance for everyone around you.

This is the kind of adorable wholesomeness that everyone’s timeline needs.

I love me some Luxardo cherries (in Adult Beverages), and I love me some Cherry Coke. Why it has never occurred to me to try this is a mystery, but I’m gonna have to.

UK folk, please support the HECK out of this so they get enough support to justify coming to the US. Bay Area, specifically. Thanks in advance!

*cough*ICE*cough*

I am (perhaps unreasonably) excited by this!

I'm the disciples AND Martha.

God willing, I will never be Isaiah (because that would be traumatic to so many people.)

My money is on "8+ instances of the card game 'war'".

I think it was @jamellebouie.net the other day who basically said "a lot of y'all are dooming and acting like you're really sophisticated politics knowers when really you just have untreated/undiagnosed anxiety" and aint that the truth.

A picture of the January 1, 2026 page of the effin’ birds calendar with a picture of a bird with the caption “What the fuck did I just walk into?”

Rollin’ into 2026 feeling seen by @effinbirds.com

I DESPERATELY want this to be A Thing now.

BRB naming my eccentric, inexplicable, but ultimately helpful tech company Bombadil.

A painting of a bird beside the text "you don't need to explain it again - i understood that it was bullshit the first time"

“Youse on my patch now. You play nice, you get Vatican City. You disrespect me, it’s BATican City… understood?”

Traditionally ground mutton. To accommodate vegetarianism, we use impossible meat.

A crusted meat pie sits in a parchment-lined round baking dish.

Massive Scottish meat pie ready for dinner.

Two flaky American biscuits sitting on a baking sheet.

Thanksgiving morning biscuits. 😋

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

I will subscribe to a Patreon just to get access to this content.

A left hand gripping the back of a wooden pee.

For the first time in what feels like forever (thanks to serving at the altar, outdoor services, and youth soccer) I finally got to #TouchPews at mass last night ⚓️

Piling on here for @dljohnston.bsky.social , we're more than happy to have you on Anglicord. I mean... I guess myspace is ok, too... but anglicord is definitely one of the least bad of online anglican spaces.

Evergreen

Whenever I see something “powered by AI”

“I’d give my eye-teeth for… uh… an eye-tooth”

This is a good essay. It should be read widely. (Though as someone who often wears kilts, I was momentarily taken aback by @schlesingene.bsky.social 's use of true/false Scotsmen wearing kilts to illustrate his point 😝) ⚓

@frame.work Howsabout it, huh? Ghosting paying customers isn't exactly cool (or, for that matter, good business).