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I was dissatisfied with the expression meme templates I had saved, so here’s my own. Feel free to take it!

You know when you grow up and realize that a lot of kindergarten worksheets are a lot of edited pngs and poorly graphically designed articles? Yeah well here's this. I had a quick thought that took me half an hour.

It's seriously crazy to have my marker just... work when I press down... I've been holding it at Angles and using it inadvisably for like half a year...

An older couple on this flight fell asleep were holding each other’s hand like ottters the whole time. It was so sweet! Also, one of the flight attendants has the ass and thighs of a rugby player. Every time he walks by, it’s my favorite TV show.

Getting new lining markers really makes you go "Oh my /god/ that marker was dying /that/ hard????"

Yes, me. That's why we replaced it.

Be not afraid!
#characterdesign

I can't bring myself to represent war with a cool knight. It's horror. War is a bound child crowned with shrapnel, tied to a wounded horse that is being pulled forward by unseen people

For me, being grumpy about a lot of art in a specific niche looking very homogenous isn't really about me wanting to "own" a specific idea like a cat eating a fruit or something, but moreso that the merch niche tends to fall victim to inspo very obviously stemming only from other merch makers.

A red-haired woman leans against a wooden desk. Her hair is tied back with a blue ribbon, and she's wearing a striped crop top with stars and a large maxi skirt with a blue themed patchwork quilt quality. Blue sparkles dance around her, lighting her, and she has a blue-ish iridescence to her skin. She appears amused and yet dismissive. Handmade dolls, a roll of blue fabric with yellow sparkles, an inkwell and quill with a written letter underneath her, and sketches posted to a cork board decorate the space around her.

Who's more enigmatic than a magician?

Well, her lovely assistant, of course!

Who's to say how much he she really knows about her mysterious companion's acts~?

What the FUCK did they do to my internet explorer button? I require answers.

And perhaps.

Apologies.

The worst part about being mentally ill is when your boss tells you you need to give a doctor's note and there's a /little/ vindictive part that WANTS to say "well I don't think you'll want the note I can provide"

When are they gonna make official audiobooks of the Apothecary Diaries light novels? I cannot stand the AI or auto generated fan made ones out there currently 😩😩😩

screenshot of a popular twitter post of weird AI generated dress

Seen a few artists drawing this dress without knowing it was AI generated. So just a heads up if thats something you want to avoid.

Can my personal life stop feeling so personal? For like 5 seconds please??

hey chat why is it so easy to fixate on the sad thing but so hard to fixate on the happy thing!!

patreon requests, other folk's ocs

It doesn’t seem like people know how to talk to each other anymore overall, regardless of political stance. You don’t have to enable or coddle people, but being immediately abrasive and disrespectful causes problems. Be decent, check your approach. It’s the bare minimum.

Always love the "all the heroes gather for the big event" scene.

Just saw an ad on Facebook for an app that uses AI to generate naked pics from a source photo where the person is clothed.

That must be illegal, surely? I reported it, but I won't hold my breath on whether they actually do anything about it.

A gradient rose with peach tones at its centre, fading to pink at the edges, and covered in droplets of rain.

‘Magic Harlequin’ rose after the rain. Pure magic. 🌱

Great time to remind everyone of a handy bsky feature…

Clicking on a hashtag (long-press on mobile) gives you the option to see posts containing that hashtag BY USER

…which is one of the easiest ways to get a handy list of all the recalls posted by @cpsc.gov

Fun Fact! Images of trees with these eyes don't actually trigger my phobia; this is because I know that my arboreal friends have no way of knowing my sins, and even if they did, they wouldn't judge, for they understand my plight. :) (/j)

Find someone to look at you the way my co-weapons officer looks at me

A final point on the thread below. The lessons can often be immediate. Sidney reminds me now of the potential of formal masquerade. Glück as ever shows the richness of plainspoken interplay between the personal & mythic. Rimbaud says be bold in imagery & vocab, smash it all up then rebuild with care

I think they're throwing spaghetti at the wall to find out themselves because they clearly did not think about it

We moved into this house 9 years ago. I am still pulling up mint that the previous tenant planted *straight into the ground* 🤦‍♀️

Me: Ew heterosexuals.

*someone puts on the princess bride*

Me: ❤️ heterosexuals.

In a real weird mood today