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Now that I'm only nominally a star war, it feels like I should move on from the false advertising of being a horny boba fett account. But if not a horny boba fett account then what am I??? If you know me in real life, no you don't. (they/them)

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The human body really is just painfully poorly designed. I’ll take this over no symptoms though.

12.12.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI felt fucked” I adore them. I also don’t think I knew Stellan had had a stroke.

12.12.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re both so charming! I don’t know papa skars had had a stroke before S2 of Andor

12.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the point where I would like to throw up please because it would probably make me feel better.

12.12.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Alexander and Stellan SkarsgΓ₯rd on β€˜Pillion’ BDSM, Acting After a Stroke and Their Oscar Season Rivalry: β€˜The Smear Campaign Has Begun’ The "Sentimental Value" and "Pillion" stars appear on Actors on Actors to break down their family dynamic and their Oscar season rivalry.

Some SkarsgΓ₯rds for @linneaharts.bsky.social

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12.12.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Home sick (pregnant) from work today but my only baby was virtual so I’m doing a couple things, seeing them, and then logging off. It’s a good thing I’m not at work because I haven’t actually puked but man it’s been close.

12.12.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*chef’s kiss*

12.12.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We love u

12.12.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the group chat πŸ˜‚

12.12.2025 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition

12.12.2025 11:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1165    πŸ” 333    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 16

Ao3 read the whole thing????? I hate the backslide of everything to maximum puritan. That isn’t an E fic.

12.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s great. No incest though.

12.12.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh I thought you were watching a new ep. Episode 3 is all about Cesare Borgia :D

12.12.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit that’s tonight

12.12.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eat a yam and do a craft, you bean

12.12.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sushi.

11.12.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shoosh was atrocious on the walk to and from the car, she simply cannot handle her excitement about SNAUR. She was good in the car and at the pharmacy though. Really going to try to get to the park this weekend.

11.12.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obviously it isn’t racist if a robot does it

11.12.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want to eat is a wendys spicy chicken sandwich. I’m so nauseous and that is the only thing that sounds even remotely like food. unfortunately it is in the opposite direction to the pharmacy.

11.12.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Humans suck but the shitty robot sucks more

11.12.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be a very rude awakening, I fear

11.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did it. The meeting should end at 3 and I will take Shoosh down to the car to clean it off, go to the pharmacy, and then cook dinnerβ€”stretch goal putting laundry away.

11.12.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sledding weather

11.12.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Video editor friend now markets his business as AI-free. All choices and decisions made by a human brain and hand. He's absolutely slammed with work -- especially from wealthy parents hiring him to edit family videos b/c they don't want their kids used in AI data.

People hate AI.

11.12.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Six weeks in and I still haven’t learned that a 3 item to do list, where one of the items is β€œsnack”, is still going to require ten minutes resting between tasks

11.12.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ

11.12.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Babies done! Laundry washing! Right on schedule i went from feeling great to feeling nauseated and awful, so I’m gonna move the laundry, try to snack, and vacuum before the awful meeting. Glad I shovelled the garden this morning before breakfast.

11.12.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay witness me: I have two babies (one cancelled last minute) and a stupid meeting. I am also going to do laundry, vacuum, pick up meds at the pharmacy, and cook dinner. I’ll probably take Shoosh with me to the pharmacy so she gets a bit of a walk.

11.12.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m saying!!!

11.12.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt

Husband says the gay boat movie isn’t mainstream >:(

11.12.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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